I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY

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Whose your Daddy?

"B...B...Berry, but it cant be, that's impossible"

"Believe it or not Rhonda, he is" stated Berry with a smirk

"Oh" said Rhonda, She put her right hand up to her forehead in a dramatic fainting manner "I think I'm gonna be sick"

Suddenly, Harold's stomach started to grumble "oooooo, I'm so hungry... Nadine do you have something to eat in that box"

"Well actually"

Nadine didn't get to finish because Berry spoke up "Rhonda were waiting"

"It's... It's...

"NO! It's Arnold" Screeched Lulu "Arnold, you're the father, you and only you" and in quick action she threw him into the ground forcing the football-headed man into a kiss

Helga got up releasing a Jerry who joyfully jumped "I'm Free!"

"Get-off-of-him-you-Bleep" she jumped on top of them and yanked Lulu by the hair pulling her far away from Arnold

Ding Ding Ding

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" cheered the crowd

Two Bodyguards came rushing in yanking the girls apart, the one who held Helga was loosing his grip "OOOO is Ol' Betsy is gonna have fun with breaking those teeth one by..." the lights on stage began to dim making Helga pause

And the whole audience gasped

"AAA HAAA HAHA HAAA" Echoed the stage

Everybody looked around searching for the location of the voice

"Look," yelled Sid, he pointed upwards towards the back "There he is"

The thin shadowy figure threw himself from the roof and swung across the set with a rope "MUA HAHA HA HAHAHA"

He landed on two feet... Right in front of Berry

"Are you Thaddeus Gammelthorpe?" asked the Host

The shadowy figure nodded

"You Thaddeus Gammelthorpe... Are the Father!" announced Berry with his arms held high

In that instant the lights turned brightly on, revealing Curly wearing nothing but a Tiger Stripped underwear "Score!" he shouted while running up to Lulu and giving her a little boody dance "Come here my love, and give Daddy some sugar"

Lulu ran away and Curly followed "COME BACK MY BEAUTIFUL POODLE, AH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAAHA"

"Well" said Berry "That was... I don't know what that was, but hey" he shrugged "Do you know what time it is?"

"OUR TIME" Cheered the Audience

Berry nodded and faced the gang; "It's time for the Audience to ask you a few questions OK"

"OK" said the Gang

Five people from the Audience were already standing in line near a microphone

The first one in line was a middle-aged woman "this question is for you Berry... Did you really peep at Olga"

Seeing that Helga was about to start Berry slurred a "nooooo" he then pushed the lady out of the way and repeatedly said, "Next question, Next question"

A teen girl leaned forward "this one's for the boy with the big nose"

Sid pointed at himself and she quickly nodded "Doesn't it look like a big Bleeep"

"Woaaaaa" said everybody

Sid simply smiled and said "NO! It's small compared to the real one I have"

All the ladies in the audience Cheered while Sid gave her a wink

Up next was the chubby girl that helped Jerry out with hiding "Jerry" she chimed

Jerry looked at her direction and gave her an awkward smile

"How long do you think that the Hickey you gave me will last?"

"Come over today and I'll tell you" he smirked

The audience cheered "next question" laughed Berry

The nerdy boy pointed directly at the petite Asian Beauty who was still fanning an unconscious Gerald on the floor, "you the one with glasses"

"It's Phoebe you dweeb" spat Helga

"Yeah, Phoebe SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!"

This drove the Audience nuts "Woooooooooooooooo"

"Hey" said an angry Gerald who quickly came to be and stood up "That's it... I'm gonna kick your ass" he then chased after him

Harold started to whine again "did he say foobs... Oh I'm so hungry"

"Shut up Harold" whispered Rhonda

Harold got up and yanked away the box from Nadine "Quit hogging the Foob" he opened the box and instantly thew it letting a bunch of Roaches loose

The last person, whom was a girl, pointed directly at Helga "Is it true that you have a uni-brow"

Helga angrily got up from her seat and shook her fist "After I re-arrange your face, you'll certainly have one"

Arnold grabbed her by the shoulders and made Helga face him "You're so hot when your mad" he then pulled her up to him, kissed her passionately and pulled her down into the ground along with him.

"MeeeeOWWWWW" Cherred the Crowd

The End

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A/N: Eeeeeeppppp it's done I'm free Thank you Curly for letting me loose hahahhahahah J/K

Hope you guys liked it, and that P.O.V thing with Arnold and Helga should be up soon...

I might.. Might add a little more to this, just... You know that conclusion thing that Jerry always does at the end of his shows I kinda have an Idea but.. eh, it's kinda stupid

And if you're up to it... I invite you to read my other fanfic(s)... All of em' are categorized humor Except for Bring me to Life... Enjoy

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