I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY

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Arnold ran over to the Bodyguard and said "hey she said let her go!"

Then all of a sudden Jerry's voice was heard within the crowd "What! ...MY TRUCK! Helga you knew?"

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We Caught You

"of course I knew you filty pig" she spat

Jerry scratched his head in confusion "but... what was that wet stuff in the seats"

The bodyguard let go of Helga because she started to laugh uncontrollably, she fell on the floor and started to roll "It... hahahaha it it was pee hahahhahaa"

"PEE! PEE! HELGA YOU PEED IN MY TRUCK!" the angry boy unconsciously walked in the stage "How could you do that and..." he paused forming a huge frown on his face "and... and... you called me a LEFT OVER FOOD?"

Helga couldn't stop laughing "I didn't... hahahahhaaaa"

Berry now very amused told Jerry "why don't we just watch the rest of the video?"

Jerry nodded, crossed his arms and sat next to Lila whom was still trying to fix her hair

CLICK...

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And Once again Helga was seen standing in the top of the F-150 swinging her bat and causing a few dents, she paused when she heard a voice

"Excuse me...Little girl" they asked

Helga looked on "I'm 21 for Pete's sakes... Whatta ya want? Can't you see I'm busy here?"

"Can I ask you a question"

"Make it snappy Bucko," she yelled while swinging her bat in circles

"Do you have a bathroom?"

With a huge grin she asked "number one or number two?"

"A... Um both" they answered

"Sure I do" she hopped off the hood and opened the door, she then took out a medium sized gift box and opened it "here"

The man wide eyed said "No I cant... not in there" he said in a whiney voice

"Listen Mustard or whatever your name is... It's this or nothing"

"It is Oskar, and eeee I really need to go"

"There's a twenty in it for you, if you do it"

Oskar without a thought quickly answered "Ok, where do I take the box"

"Take it in the truck, do number two in the box, and go freestyle with number one GOT IT"

"Ok" Oskar went inside the truck, while Helga stayed on the look out within a distance

When Oskar came out he said "Ok little girl now give me my twenty"

"What twenty?" said Helga as she swung the bat once again making a dent

"The twenty you said you were going to give me if..."

"Listen Bucko get outta here before I tell your wife Suzie that you Poo"

"Ok ok ok" Oskar backed away "ehheee he heeee" he cried as he ran away

Jerry stood up from his chair and walked over to the almost-passing-out-of-laughter blonde "That was a gift for my mom"

Helga just kept laughing and rolling on the floor, which only made Jerry angrier "I SENT BLEEP TO MY MOM!"

Berry cut Jerry off "the video isn't over Jerry"

Jerry just stood there and once again moved his eyes to the screen

CLICK

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Helga stopped laughing when a Footballheadded boy along with his cute pig walked over to the truck "Helga.. What happened, what are you doing?" he asked

Helga looked towards the window of her home

Arnold followed her gaze and began to walk towrds it... But was stopped by Helga "Arnold... don't go"

"What is it?" asked a curious Arnold

"Nothing" she pulled on him and said, "What are you doing around my house anyway BuckO!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAA this is where the boring part starts" said Berry, "so I'm just going to forward it"

The pictures sped from daylight to night, and then Berry pushed play

There in the picture showed Helga and Arnold madly making out in the bed of the truck

"WOOOWOWOWW" Cheered the Crowd

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Arnold! Helga" screeched Jerry "How could you?"

"HOW COULD YOU!" spat a flushed red Helga

"You never kiss me like that!" he was about to walk up to Arnold, but felt a pull on his collar

"DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT PLANT BOY!"

Gerald who couldn't believe his eyes managed to react and stand his guard in front of Arnold "You're gonna have to go though me first"

"Fine" said Jerry, he ran towards Gerald and knocked him down cold

"Hey!" Arnold got up and with one of his karate move pinned Jerry to the floor "Jerry what's your problem"

"You stole my girl" screamed a helpless Jerry

"I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!" Lila jumped into Arnold and pounded him in the back, but backed off when she saw that Helga was on her way towards her

Jerry didn't stop to squirm so Arnold decided to sit in top of him, Helga did too

Berry laughed "so nothing right Helga" he winked

"NOTHING, GLASSES BOY" She spat "IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!"

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A/N: Unforgetable Jerry Springer Episode:

This big/huge lady was crying because her man treated her badly

The guy came in showing off his new skinny, and gorgeous lady

Jerry Married them on stage

Poor Big lady cried her eyes out

The good lookin had a Secret

"OK said the Guy what is it, I'll still love you anyway"

"I'm a Man" woooooooooaaaaaa I was laughing my Bleep off hahahaha (the big lady was too)

Wooooo life can be good!

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