I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY

CHAPTER 3

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

"Kyle, you can come out now" frowned Berry

The short middle aged man, who was going bald walked into the stage and sat down beside Jerry looking confused.

"soooo" asked Berry, "would you happen to know this young lady right here?" he asked, as he pointed at Lila

"yes" he said nervously

"So, my guest Arnold here is saying that you... Kyle, has been a little to friendly with her?"

Kyle made an awkward face "I don't know what you're talking about, I never even talk to her"

"Yes you do" screamed Berry through the microphone "and don't lie" Berry then turned around realizing that everyone was awkwardly staring at him "I" he shook his head and said "well, lets just meet Kyle's fiancée... The Beautiful Olga"

The crowd Wooed

Olga came out into the stage as bubbly as ever, she squealed and gave Berry a hug "long time no see" she said as Berry gave her a goofy smile, Olga then walked over to Kyle and gave him a kiss.

Through gritted then Berry asked "So... Olga I didn't know that you had a fiancée"

"Oh" squeaked Olga "silly me, well yes this is my fiancée Kyle"

"Kyle" sighed Berry "well Olga, what do you see" he paused and cleared his throat "what do you think about the accusations regarding your fiancée Kyle cheating on you with Lila"

"Oh" said Olga "they cant be true" Olga then squished Kyle's nose and said, "He is just so helpful, that people get the wrong idea"

(Yeah-right) thought Berry "well what if I tell you that your father Bob let me put in hidden camera's in your home?"

Kyle started to shake freakishly and blurred out "he did?"

"Yes!" said Berry amused, "and we also have to watch a Big Bobs Beepers Commercial, Get all your Electronics at Big Bob's Beepers, No one beats the price"

Everyone turned to the screen, when the commercial was over, the video showed Kyle and Lila kissing while Olga stepped out of the room

As Olga watched the video her emotions ran high and her fury built up so rapidly, Kyle sensed this and tried to calm her down but with no avail

Olga didn't wait for the video to finish, "why you little two faced Bleep!" she charged at her with all her might

Gerald nudged Arnold "Oh, she's a Pataki alright, I think that she even out butt kicked Helga"

DING...DING...DING... Bells were heard, as blonde took on red "you Bleep! I never would of that that you would do this to me!" the Bodyguards pulled them apart, but not before Olga ripped open Lila's shirt open

The Television viewers watched a big Beeper with Bob's face covering up Lila, where the blurred image should be

And for the crowd it was a show "woooooooooooooooooooo" they cheered

"How could you?" yelled Olga

Lila covered herself immediately and sat back down, with Olga still being uncontrollable

"You, You piece of BLEEP How could you?"

"Oh Shmookie don't believe that video, we were just playing twister"

"TWISTER BY BLEEP! HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM!" she slapped him and pulled him by what ever was left of his hair

The Bodyguards once again got a hold of her and forced her to the chair

Berry couldn't hide his huge grin "well, I um..." he paused when he saw a tall dark shadow emerge from the back, revealing to be none other than Bob Pataki, the heavy man walked in slow motion without a word and dragged a shaking Kyle away

Berry rubbed his neck "well...that guy might end up in the sewer tomorrow morning"

Everybody eyed each other awkwardly

Berry cleared his throat and continued "So you see Lila, Arnold has the right to have doubts about the baby"

"I may have cheated on him Berry" said Lila "and I ever so understand if he doesn't want to marry me, but he can't deny what happened that night"

"That baby is not yours Arnold, I bet that its Jerry's" yelled Olga

Both Lila and Jerry began to shrift uncomfortably, "what ever are you talking about" said Lila

"I saw" cried Olga "I saw you and Jerry, How could you do that to my baby sister?"

"You knew about Jerry and Lila?" questioned Berry

"Yes" sniffed Olga "but I was too afraid of what my baby sister would do to her"

"Jerry" said Berry in a slow tone

"NO! Berry, I swear that noting happened between Lila and I that Night"

"That night" repeated Berry at his chosen words

"Yeah, you could even ask my boys Sid and Stinky"

"OK" said Berry " Sid and Stinky come on out

"WOOOOOOOOOO" Clapped the crowd

Stinky now being the same height as Sid said "Well howdy Berry, you've got yourself a purrty fancy set"

"Yeah Right" grumbled Rhonda, whom was still upset with Berry

"Thanks" said Berry "so where were you guys that was so important?" asked Berry

"Oh" said Sid "You should have seen it, Snappy fell into the punch..."

Stinky didn't let him finish "Yeah, and he was walkin in zigzags"

"It was awesome" laughed the green haired boy

"WHAT!" yelled Lila, "you left me to go see a BLEEPIN Drunk Turtle!"

"Oh it was great...," said Jerry "Snappy walked all the way up to Rhonda's kitchen and bit her cooks nose"

"Yeah, but it stopped being fun when he tried to cook Snappy," said Stinky

"It was like a scene out of that Mermaid Movie," said the boy with the odd shaped nose

Rhonda gasped "Ricardo quit because of you!" she angrily got up and said "you guys owe me a cook and...!"

Berry once again cut Rhonda off, "well it says here in my cards that someone named Harold has something to say, so please give a warm welcome to Harold!"

The crowd cheered for Harold and Rhonda once again was sitting and giving Berry the look of Death

"I could be your cook!" said the cubby but muscular boy as soon as he sat next to Rhonda

Rhonda rolled her eyes "yeah... If I want the plates to be empty by the time they bet to the table!"

"Hey! No fair, you're just mad because I took you to the cheese festival for your first date and..." he stopped once Rhonda covered his mouth with her hand

"The Cheese Festival" said Sid "the last time the cheese festival came to town was in Ninth Grade"

"Ninth Grade!" said Harold "Noooo I was talking about Sevent... OW!" he cried as soon as he felt Rhonda pulling his ear "Shut Up!"

"Ummmm" laughed Berry "so do you have a thing for Harold, Mrs. Lloyd?"

"NO!" humphed Rhonda

"OK!" said Berry sarcastically, he turned to Harold and asked, "So what was it that you wanted to tell us?"

"OH.. Um" he scratched his head and smiled "I just wanted to say that Helga and I were having a Tequila Shot Contest?"

"WHAT!" exclaimed Rhonda

"aaaaaa yea" said Harold eyeing her oddly, and then Arnold also stepped in and played"

"Who won?" asked the Host

"I don't know" he answered "when I stepped out to go to the Bathroom, Rhonda came and asked me to kill the spider that was in her room, and when I went there she locked the door behind us and... OW! THAT ONE REALLY HURT"

"SHUT UP" Punched Rhonda once again

Everyone laughed, leaving the couple blushing madly

"So you don't know what happened after that?" questioned Berry

"Ummmmm... No..."

Berry left Harold and walked up to Gerald "so Gerald, you told me before the show that a Phoebe knows something?"

Gerald nodded in approval "She says that she is 100 percent sure that Lila's baby is not Arnold's"

The Host smiled and said "OK Bring out Phoebe!"

"wooooo" cheered the crowd "owowowowwow!" cried the men

The petite and delicate girl waked into stage, kissed Gerald and sat beside Harold

"Phoebe?" is that correct asked Berry

"Yes" she said

"you are 100 percent sure?"

"yes, I was observing Arnold the whole time"

"ok" said Berry "so what happened?"

"He was playing with Harold and Helga"

"...And what happened after that" asked Berry

Phoebe shook her head disapprovingly "I..." she looked around knowing that she would look stupid "I... know that he was not with Lila! And I just know that it's not Arnolds baby"

"But..."

Gerald didn't let the Host finish "I think she knows exactly what happened, but she just won't talk"

"Where were you at the party Gerald" asked Berry

"Cleaning off"

"What happened?"

Gerald only had to say one word "Eugene!"

"ohhhhhh" said the gang in union

"But Phoebe someone was... with you at the party, Nadine Righ?"

Phoebe adjusted her glasses "Yes"

"Ok guys, Please give a warm welcome to Nadine!"

Hearing the cheers Nadine smiled and sat next to Phoebe with a box within her hands

"What's in the box?" asked Berry curiously "Is it evidence?"

"No!" said Nadine "it's my..."

"No ok" cut Berry "so do you know what's going on?"

Nadine with a sly smile said "maybe"

Berry slowly said "O...K..."

Nadine giggled and said "but I" she looked over at Phoebe and stopped "I don't know because I wasn't paying attention, Helga..." she stopped herself

Berry slapped his forehead "you guys give me a break!"

Both girls glanced at eachother and shook their heads no

Berry sighed "OK!, now for our next guest whom might give us some answers! Please give a hand to Helga G Pataki"

"WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO" cheered the crowd

A/N: I THANK EVERYONE FOR THEIR REVIEWS :)