It's not really Jerry Springer Drama, it's more of a Comedy but here it goes anyway

You don't need to know all about Hey Arnold to understand it either :) I guarantee laughs

I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD AND I DO NOT OWN THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, THIS FANFIC IS ALSO MIXED WITH MAURY I DONT OWN THAT EITHER

CHAPTER 1

THE BERRY SPRINKER SHOW

"BERRY! BERRY! BERRY! BERRY!" cheered the crowd as the thin blonde man walked in from the door in the back "hey everybody!" he said while trying to over power the cheers

Fixing his cards the host smiled "Thank you, Thank you" pulling up his microphone and looking into the camera he said "Hey, Welcome to the Show today we are talking about unsuspecting men who are going to marry their cheating girlfriend."

"hoot hoot hoot hoot" cheered the crowed

He turned enjoying the cheers "our next guest's name is Gerald, come on guys lets make him feel at home"

"WOO!" they cheered

"I understand you have a story Gerald, tell us about it" said Berry

The 21 year old moved uncomfortably in his chair "well you see, my best friend Arnold is gonna Marry this girl... Who says that her baby is his... and well its not."

"hummmm said Berry" how do you know that the baby isn't his?"

"Because, well you see"

"BECAUSE IT YOURS!" yelled a nerdy man from the crowd

"OOOO" said the crowd

"NO! NO WAYYYYYY" yelled Gerald "its not that... you see Arnold was a" he lowered himself in the chair and mumbles were heard

"The what?" said Berry "we couldn't hear you"

"A -"

"Check his microphone guys"

"A VIRGIN OK, HE WAS A VIRGIN" yelled Gerald, "and he hasn't done anything with her since, he told me so" he said as he pulled his tall hair

"Your friend Arnold got rapped by her?" asked the host

"oooooo" said the crowd

"NO, it's not like that," said Gerald

"I don't understand what you're trying to say Gerald," said Berry

"Well you see Arnold got drunk at Rhonda's Halloween Party and thought that he actually went all the way with her that night, but he didn't"

"And how do you know that?" asked Berry

"Because...um...she was with someone else"

"YOU?" yelled the nerdy man from the crowd

Building up anger Gerald yelled "NO NOT MEEEE"

"Ok, ok calm down you guys" said Berry, "now lets move on with the show... Please give a hand to our next guest Lila"

"WOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOO" cheered the crowd

Wearing a short shirt with a mini skirt Lila came in without a care in the world, she sat down and gave the crowed her charming smile

Berry laughed "OK, Lila do you know why you're here?"

"Yes I do, and he's lying" she said

"Why would he be lying?" asked the host

"Because he's ever so jealous"

"Jealous? Jealous of what" snorted Gerald

"You're jealous because you can't have a baby... I heard all about it," said Lila in a smoothly mocking tone

"She just made that up... Berry that baby is not Arnold's... You're a cheater Lila and you know it" Gerald pointed a finger at her and said "you cheat on him all the time"

Running towards him Lila yelled, "how dare you" she kicked, and slapped him, but was stopped by the bodyguards who pulled her towards the chair making her sit.

Berry just shook his head disapprovingly, and turned to the crowd "well guys do you want to meet Arnold"

"YEAHH" they cheered

Shifting the cards he said "Arnold you can come out"

Arnold came out receiving a cheer from the crowd; he took a seat giving the host a gloomy face

"Arnold, you've been watching from back stage, what do you think about all of this?"

Arnold just shrugged and said, "I don't know"

"Have you ever had any (you know) with Lila before or after the party?"

"No" said Arnold

"Do you remember anything that happened at that party?" asked the host

"No, I just remember waking up with a headache and only my boxers on"

"Who do you believe?" asked Berry

Arnold just shrugged facing Gerald

"Oh no" said Lila, "you cant pick him over me, you love me remember"

Berry raised an eyebrow "do you love her Arnold?"

"I love the baby" he replied

"But do you love her?"

Not looking at her direction Arnold said "I... Like her"

"LIKE ME?" Lila was turning red "LIKE ME?" she got up and yelled at his face "I KNOW! YOU PROBABLY LOVE THAT BLEEP UNIBROWED BLEEP!"

Getting a little defensive Arnold got up "Don't call her that... And she doesn't even have a unibrow ANYMORE"

"You've been spending way too much time with her Arnold" she crossed her arms and said "I bet that you've been cheating on me with her"

Arnold's eyes looked like if they were going to pop out

Gerald got up grabbing Arnold's shoulder "mmmm mmm mmmmm don't change the subject Lila, and besides Arnold would never be in Love Helga"

"YES HE DOES" she yelled "HE TALKS ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME, ITS EVER SO ANNOYING"

"Who's Helga?" asked Berry

Sliding across the stage in a cool story telling manner Gerald explained "Arnold's tormentor and worst nightmare since... wooooo I can remember and one of the neighborhood's Bullies"

Berry walked around the stage with a smirk on his face, "tell us Gerald with who did Lila Cheat with?"

"That night she cheated on him with Jerry"

"Who's Jerry?" asked Berry

"Helga's Boyfriend"

"Guys do you want to meet Jerry"

"YEAHHHHHH" cheered the crowd

"You'll meet him after the break, well be right back"

"AWWWWW"

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