I DO NOT OWN HEY ARNOLD! JERRY SPRINGER, NOR MAURY

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"ohhhhhh" said Berry "Well, Arnold is not the Father anyway" he laughed as he showed off the DNA results he cleared his throat and said "OK guys Please give a hand to our next guest The Real Lila Sawyer"

"Woooooooooooooooo" Cheered the crowd, leaving the gang with shocked faces

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Chapter 7

Fake Identity

The real Lila Sawyer walked in wearing a long country-like dress, and shook Berry's hand "it's ever so nice to meet you Mr. Sprinker"

Berry nodded and gave her an odd smile "Please, Have a seat"

The thin girl took a seat on Jerry's vacant seat, next too The Fake Lila

The whole gang started to chat among themselves; Berry cleared his throat and asked "So... If you are Lila Sawyer then..." he pointed a finger to the freaked out girl wearing the mini skirt "who is that?"

"It's my Cousin Lulu" she responded with an awkward face that showed disappointment

Olga got up and hugged Lila "oh little sister, I should have known that you would never do that to me"

Helga rolled her eyes and folded her arms, Arnold took notice of her Jealousy and rubbed her back

"No Olga" Lila finished the hug and said "I... I... haven't been a good sister"

The host walked up to Olga, and with a smile walked her to her seat "Please Lila, tell us... How did this whole mess start?"

Lila united her hands and looked down shamefully "Gosh Berry, it's a long story"

"It's ok, we have time... I think," said the Host looking at his watch

"Well" Lila cleared her throat and said, "it all started on early October "

"Last year's before the party?"

"Yes, Berry that October... Well Kyle and I kissed"

Olga frowned but held herself in control

"Arnold, were you going to break up with Lila because you saw her kiss Kyle on Early October?"

Arnold nodded in reply, still waiting for Lila to continue her story

"I... I started to notice that Arnold had a thing for Helga, and well maybe he didn't notice his own feelings but I did...but... gosh Berry this is just so hard to explain"

"It's ok Lila, you can do it" he encouraged

Lila took a deep breath "The only reason I was with Arnold is because... He he because he... looks like Arnie, my true love... I'm so sorry Arnold"

Arnold gave her a warm smile and hugged Helga who was sitting on top of Jerry with him "it's ok Lila"

"Once I noticed that he... Maybe fell in love with Helga, I don't know how but Kyle started to remind me of Arnie"

"Really?" asked the Host with a raised eyebrow

"Yes, he read the ingredients of that pudding so perfectly"

"O-Kay" said Berry "Then what?"

"Well, I knew it was wrong, Kyle was my Big Sister's fiancée, so I called my cousin Lulu and asked her if I could stay at her place, she agreed and said that she was leaving anyway, I would have never imagined that she would come here to Hillwood and take over my identity" she looked over at Olga and said "I'm ever so sorry Olga"

"It's ok Little sister" replied Olga with a weak smile

Berry spaced out and gave Olga googly eyes, a smile from Olga was better than a pay check

"Hey!"

Berry snapped out of it and saw Helga standing back up "I know where I know you!"

"Hugh?" said Berry confused

"Rhonda" said Helga

Rhonda gave Helga a weird glare "What is it my dear"

"Remember that time you came over to pick up the thing"

"What thing" asked the Elegant Lady

"You know the thing, that you asked me to make for you"

"um... No when was this?"

Helga crossed her arms and tapped her foot "Two Years ago, the thing in the closet that looks like the thing"

"Your thing?" asked the dark haired girl still confused

Helga's patience was running out "NO, not my thing... the thing I made for you! You know the one that looks like Strawberry ice-cream"

Phoebe started to giggle, "Oh Helga you're so talented, I truly adore the sculpture of Chocolate Ice-Cream that you made for me"

"Strawberry Ice-Cream... Oh, OOOOHHHHHHH I get it yes, yes I do remember " blushed Rhonda "I just love Strawberry Ice-Cream"

"ice-cream? Where?" asked Harold feeling his stomach grumble

"Shut up Pink Boy, I'm trying to make a point here" she shook Ol' Betsy and walked up to Rhonda "Remember that day"

Rhonda nodded "ummm hummm"

"Remember that we caught someone peeping at Olga, through the window?"

"Yes, I do" Rhonda pulled out her purse and showed off her pepper spray "I got him good, didn't I" she giggled

Helga pointed at Berry "you Berry Sprinker was BLLLeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp"

Everyone stared wide-eyed as the thin blond man pushed the bleep button

"He's Olga's peeper" gasped Rhonda

Berry's forehead began to drop drips of sweat, he wiped them off and with a squeaky voice said "I don't know what you're talking about" he glanced at Olga, who currently had a Mischievous grin

"Yea, Glasses boy so what's up with you peeping at my sister Hugh?"

Berry Cleared his throat "lets...move on with the show, move on with the show" he waived his papers and pointed at Rhonda "you, who was the last person wearing the Dracula costume" he wiped more sweat off and said "because... None of these men on this stage are the father" the thin man started to mumble nervously and took a deep breath "according to the staff the next guest if the Father"

Rhonda had a shocked expression "Really" she squeaked

Berry nodded "yes, yes... who was the last person wearing the Dracula Costume"

And so with a shaky hand Rhonda rose her finger up in the air "It's... It's... B...B..."

A/N: ooooo Any guesses on who the daddy is? LOL

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