OKAY SO HERES A CONTESTTT!!
(LOLOLO JK PEWWDDDSS)

ITS A LOSER CONTEST! IF YOU LOSE, YOU WIN!

You: but wait how do you win if you've already lost

YOU JUST DO!

You: how

ONLY STAFF KNOW THE SECRET!!! YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND CUZ  YOU ARENT HOSTING IT!

You: ur just making stuff up.

NO IM NOT!!!! I CONTROL YOUR SPEECH HERE ANYWAY!

You: you are hot like the sun's sexy rays

You: wait no I didn't say that!!

AWW THANKS BUT IM NOT INTERESTED

You: but!!

ANYWAY YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO LOSE??

You: lol hell nah

OKAY! GOOD!

You: :-/

YOU HAVE TO SPELL SOMETHING VERY WRONGLY!!!!

You: okay. So what?! It's not like there's a prize.

YES THERE IS!! IT IS A MILLION BILLION BUCKS!!

You: no there isn't!

YES THERE IS! AND REMEMBER I CONTROL YOU!

You: you are so smart and I am just a dummy

THANKS, BUT Y U HAV NO SELF RESPECT 4 URSELF?!?

You: *rage quit*

NO THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!

You: fine. I'll spell something wrong.
Uh... Diferint.

HAHAHA YOU SPELLED 'DIFFERENT' WRONG! WHAT A LOSER! LURNE HAO TWO CSPEL!

You: where are my million billion bucks

THERE WAS NONE! I PRANKED YOU! YOURE ON PUNK'D!

You: see! I was right!

NO U WERENT!!! I DIDNT WANNA HAVE TO DO THIS!!!

You: you smell like fresh donuts and i smell like a porta potty

You: wait no I didn't-

I MUTED U WITH MY MAGICAL REMOTE AS A SOUVENIR FROM NARNIA. :-3