I think it's a beer. Or purified water. Or... Wait, am I getting it mixed up with 'Perrier'?

Leafy: yes

Pen: yes

Pen y u here u supposed to be in Boyfrienemy rite now
And leafy u supposed to be in be my valentine

both: uhh

Did you forget?! Again?!

Both: were u talking to urself?! Again?!

never mind

*Pen &Leafy kiss*

Whoa whoa waht was taht?

Leafy: disobeying ur fan fictions

Pen: OOOOOHHHH BURN!

Me:  :,(
Firey & Pencil:  :,(

*firey gets le idea*

Firey: hey let's disobey the fanfiction too, Pencil!

PENCIL: OKAY!!!!

*Both couples are kissing*

Me: :,(
Oh well at least it's kinda kawaii

Pen: okay well we're breaking up

Firey: it's over!!!

Me: what a happy ending.

Jk. Srsly though. Don't hate on pie.