Child:
It's Mai birthday!

Chica::
Awwww here have this whole cake that is full of sugar you love sugar right well don't tell mom

Child:
No than- 'suddenly sees Carl le cupcake'

*hearts in eyes*

*grabs the cupcake and starts making out with it, which ends up in removal of certain clothes items*

Chica: *STARES AT* O_O
Um aren't you a kid?

Le me, the director: CUT CUT CUT! WHEN I SAID IN THIS SCENE YOU WANTED THE CUPCAKE WAY MORE THAN THE CAKE, I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!

Kid:
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH I get it.

Freddy:
WAIT THIS IS GETTING FILMED?
*excited fan girly scream*

Me: ok well I'd better stop before this gets out of hand.

Freddy:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! MY VOICE IS ON TV SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

Me: CUT CUT HURRY UP

**Grey static**