IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! WHOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YEAH!

Crimson: Good grief, is this the actual reason you've been screaming all day?

I mean, why else would I be? This is my 3rd favorite specific day of the year. Only after Halloween and Christmas.

Crimson: And you wonder why you love to write dark stuff, because....

So what, if I like watching a man wearing a hockey mask brutally murder teens fucking in the woods. Wait a second.

Crimson: And I rest my case.

Fuck you. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!