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"And before we start," I said

Nejire POV

"Ummm, what is that," I asked, pointing at the weird looking dog

"No idea," Mirio said, as we were all huddled up on the couch

"N-Nice d-doggie," Amajiki said

The dog suddenly opened its mouth and suddenly we were sucked into its mouth.

My POV

A hole suddenly appears and the Big 3 suddenly drop in. They got up scurrying around and when they saw the rest of 1-A and the staff, there waving at them, and the DC cast was confused as to who they were. Anubis came in and jumped into my lap, as I just rubbed his chin.

"WHOES A GOOD BOY," I asked,"YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT," they all asked, even Jose

"This little beautiful dog is my hellhound Anubis! Isn't he so sweet!?"

"He looks like a giant slime ball," Bakuass said

I glare at him and pulled Redemption out, but Jose once agains stops me! LET ME KILL HIM!!

"Dude, I want to do it as well, but he needs to see this," he said

"Lets start it," I said

Luke POV

I was walking to UA for the exam, hoping to get in and get out without someone calling the fuzz. Nezu promised he would take care of that, and he provided a chauffeur for me at UA, so I didn't get hassled there. I got there over an hour early, per his instructions, and sat next to the door and pulled out a book called Metro 2033. I loved stuff like this, post apocalyptic landscapes, mutants and other things.

"God I fucking love that's video game," I said

"I never tried it," Jose said

"YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR HERSEY!!"

"Whats it about," Batman asked

"Nuclear war happened, in short. Its based around a man in Russia, Artyom, going though a series of war, traveling the Nuclear wastelands and other things. Like mutants and humans, Nazis, Commies and other shitty ass humans that got in his way.

In short...GREATEST FUCKING GAMING SERIES ALIVE! And Gears of War too, both are so awesome!!"

As I read, I also notice a guy with blonde hair and blue eyes walked up to me and I looked at him, and boy his smirk was very annoying right now.

"Can I help you," I asked, annoyed by his staring

"Whats a villain like you doing here," he asked

"Taking the exams for General studies," I said, reading,"looking to just earn an education and make a better life for myself."

"Yeah right, you should just beat it and get off the property before I call the cops."

"Go ahead, I'm use to it," I said, getting annoyed by this fucker

"You got a criminal record about as long as a Navy ship, cause thats all you do, cause problems and make people suffer for your enjoyment."

"Dude, get out of my face before I shove it where the sun doesn't shine. I haven't done a damn thing and your here messing with me, what for?"

"Cause your a monster, and monsters don't deserve to live," he said

"This asshole," Jose and I said, eyes twitching

"Ugh, he doesn't give up," Jiro said

"I just met him and I don't like him," Superboy said

"Join the club," we and 1-A said

I sighed, then put my book up and stood up, towering over him at my full height. His smirk suddenly flattered and I smiled, seeing this and boy I was gonna enjoy this. The doors open and there was Aziawa, looking at us, but his attention was on the blonde cause he probably heard what he said, but I signaled him to not do anything and I grabbed my bag.

"Whats up Eraserhead," I said, walking to the doors with him

"Looks like his taken a liking to you," PM said

"Hmm, looks like his getting use to me," Aziawa said

"His...handsome," Nejire said, suddenly being red in the face.

Timeskip

I was laying me head down after a grueling one hour test, I swear Nezu is a sadist. Why and How the hell does one get blackmail on a corporation for your own gain...actually, how the hell does that imply in General Studies?! I just groaned and just thought of him being the Rat God and just looking for drama.

...Why did I suddenly get a chill down my spine?

"HAHAHA, I WILL TEACH HIM THE WAY," Nezu yelled, having maniac eyes and such

"What," KF asked

"The Rat Satan God is not available for questioning till his lawyer is here," Kirishima said, somehow having glasses and a suit

"Where da fuck he get those from," Jose asked

"Oh god, his 4th wall breaking ability is awakening," I said

I shook it off and got up to have a look around the school, since I was done with the tests and other shit. I was at the place where I think it was a weight room, so I decided to entertain myself. I used the heaviest weights I could get now and did some reps and got some sweat going. But then I meet some people..and someone who brought light to my darkness.

3rd POV

"Hey,whoareyou?Areyouanewstudentteacherorwhat," a periwinkle hair girl asked Luke

She popped up so suddenly, Luke screamed and fell backwards, dropping the weight bar on his chest. He looked up and noticed the girl was closer to him and was sitting on his chest, getting close to his face. Now Luke would be annoyed right now, but for some reason he wasn't. Instead his face was hot and heart was beating nearly a thousand miles per hour.

"Um who are you and can you get off," he said, a bit demanding

"Whatkindofcrocodileareyouorareyouararespecies," the girl asked again at lighting fast speeds

"God its like Flash and KF when they had their first cup of coffee," Robin said

"Hey, I ain't that bad," both Flash's said

"...Really," Aquaman and Aqualad asked, deadpanning them

"Nejire," a voice said

Luke looks over to see a blonde Tin Tin and Sasuke rip off at the side. The blonde walked up to the girl, who was still talking in almost Elderich speech.

"Im sorry about her, shes very energetic and likes to ask questions." Tin Tin said,"Im Mirio Togata. The guy sulking in the corner is Tamaki Amajiki."

"Mirio, his scary," Amajiki said, hiding in the corner,"if as a potato, his scary."

"Is he always like that," Green Lantern asked

"We're working on it," Mirio said

"Tin Tin and Sasuke rip off," Kaminari asked, chuckling in secret

"I would thought of Fallout Guy," Kirishima said,"Sasuke rip off...definitely matches Tamaki."

"Why is everyone so mean," Amajiki asked, sulking in the far corner with Anubis

"Thanks for the discrepancy," Luke said,"great now I'm hungry. I wonder if I got enough ingredients for Gumbo at home."

"Ohcanwecome," the girl asked

"Oh and this is Nejire Hado,' Mirio said

"We've meet," Luke said

"Mirio, is he still staring at me," Amajiki asked, still in the corner

"Heart of a lion that one," Luke said, grab his hoodie

"More like a kitten," Nejire said

"Whats you name," Mirio asked

"Luke, Luke James," he said,"just got done for the UA General Studies exam."

"Why not the Hero exam, you can totally be a hero," Mirio said

"Well the world isn't sunshine and rainbows Tin Tin," he said,"no one is gonna accept a freak like me as a hero. They rather have a nice normal human looking hero."

"But you can totally be a strong hero, you can beat up monsters that no one else can," Nejire said

"Yeah right," Luke said,"listen I heard this goody two shoes speech's enough I could write an eulogy and autobiography. So in short, bite me."

"Asshole," Superboy said

"Realistic," Batman said,"his just saying what everyone's thinking in that world."

"Man you got a mood," Amajiki said

"There the lion. But anyway, I need to hit it, the idea of Gumbo is calling me."

"See ya around," Nejire said, waving bye as they left

"Why was she so nice to me anyway," Luke asked himself

He shook it off and walked to the entrance, just needed to wait for the acceptance letter. As he left, he suddenly bumped into someone and looked down to see someone he never wanted to meet. He was tall for an average guy, wearing a guy outfit with a black cape and bat symbol over his chest, a yellow utility belt and a scowl that identifies him as.....

The God Damn Batman!

"Meep," he said,"I-Im so sorry!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," some laughed

"His like, Fuck this shit I'm out," Robin said, laughing

"MEEP, HAHAHA," Mina laughed

"I have never seen a big scary looking guy say meep," M'gann said, laughing

"Its fine," he said in a deep voice, dusting his shoulder off,"here for the exam?"

"Yeah, just got done for the General Studies," Luke said, nervous and tries to not piss him off

"Not Hero?"

"N-No sir, I just want an education sir," he said,"besides, a freak like me, a hero? Please, I'll believe that when pigs start flying."

"Have..." KF asked

"No," MHA cast said

"Okay just checking."

"Hmm," he hummed

For the next few seconds, it was silent. Like ear spiltting quite that make Luke very uncomfortable.

"Well...have a nice day," he said and quickly made his way home

Batman looked at the kid walk away nervous, not he could blame him. Batman wondered why a kid like him, with a powerful quirk like his, was going to General studies. Rather then Hero studies, and the way he talked about himself, a freak?

'Kid must've had a troubled life,' Batman thought

He thought for a second and walked in to met with his coworkers and the UA staff. He also wanted to find out about who Luke was and why he didn't want to be a hero.

"And done," I said

"So how does she," Artemis asked, pointing at Nejire,"bring light to his darkness?"

"She actually brings him out his negative thoughts and helps him start seeing how he can help others," I said,"in general thought at least."

"GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME," Bakuass yelled, as Anubis was growling at him

"Hmmm...no."