Get ready for another freezing cold take by baby CC

the following are the OTP's for this fandom:
No. They're your OTPs, baby CC.

Dally x Johnny (aka, THE OTP.)
Oh really? Never would've guessed.

Johnny x Ponyboy

Cherry x Ponyboy

Randy x Bob (don't ask)
They're the only 2 named male socs, so of course they're shipped together, because even though those two had no chemistry, baby CC needs to fetishize gay men.

Two Bit x Marcia

Two Bit x Cherry (aka ginger love)
They're not gingers? Also, why?

Marcia x Cherry
And there's the only 2 named female characters, so naturally, you gotta fetishize them, right?

Ponyboy x Randy
No?

I ship the following moderately:

Steve x Soda

Cherry x Soda
Pretty sure they never interacted again would have no chemistry, but like, the ship name is cool.

Two Bit x Dally
What?

Johnny x Cherry
What?

Bob x Johnny (again, don't ask.)
Abusive relationship much?

Dally x Cherry
He was literally harassing her?

Steve x Dally

Soda x Soda (I go back and forth on this one.)
This? Isn't? A? Ship?

Johnny x Soda X Steve
What?

Ships that I HATE and think shouldnt exist:

almost any other ship.
Don't lie. You just couldn't think of anything else.