Yin

I was sitting on Amber's lap purring. She was trying to work but I was in her way. "Yin fuck off I'm busy!" She yelled. I hugged her and kept purring. She used her scroll to call someone. I was too busy fucking around to hear what she said.

"Go away!" She yelled. I shook my head. "Yin for the love of-" I heard the elevator and I looked behind me. "Shit..." I mumbled. "Yin!" Winter and Weiss were glaring at me. I stopped purring and hid under Amber's desk.

"You have to leave Amber alone! She's important and busy!" Weiss yelled. I rolled my eyes. I felt a hand pull my tail and I was being lifted in the air. "Maybe we should tell Mr. Tai." Weiss suggested. "No!" I yelled whimpering. "Who said my name?" Grandpa Tai was standing there. He was practically a robot, he lost most of his body in an explosion.

"Yin, what did you do this time?" He asked. Winter was holding me by the tail. "I feel funny." I said giggling. Winter dropped me. "Ow!" I yelled hitting my head on the metal floor. "Hey Grandpa Tai!" I said smiling. I waved and he grabbed my wrist.

"How many times have I told you to leave people alone?" He asked angrily. "How many times have I told you to go to therapy." I said smirking. He growled.

"I don't need therapy! My anger is normal!" He yelled. My ears folded back. "My arm hurts." I said pulling. "Shut up before I make your face hurt!" He yelled.

"Uh, excuse me? Tai, sir, could you um... Keep it down I need-" "Then why are you working here!? I don't care about what you need!" He yelled at Amber. She stood up and walked over to him. "Look here punk! Don't you ever question me like that ever again or I'll make your mom wish she kept her legs closed! Now let go of my wife you retarded brute!" She yelled glaring at him. He raised an eyebrow. "What's a shorty like you gonna do to a real man like me?" He asked cockily.

She smirked. "Do I need to call my father?" She asked. He laughed. "Do it then." He said. She sat down in her office chair and pressed the emergency button.

Her scroll rung loudly. "Now I can work my magic." She said cracking her knuckles. She cleared her throat and answered it. "Daddy Mr. Tai is being rude!" She whined. She moved the scroll away from her face. There was loud yelling.

"I love you too." She mumbled. Then she hung up. "She should be here soo-" The elevator door opened. "I'm back!" Coco yelled. "Hey Mr. Adel." I said waving. She raised an eyebrow. "You still got that dumb thing." She said pointing to my right eye. "I don't want to be walking Google." THEY DON'T SPONSOR ME BUT IF THEY DID THAT WOULD BE GREAT

She tapped her cyborg eye. "It's super cool though." She said smiling. I nodded. "But I'm kinda done losing body parts." I said looking at my robot arm. She followed my gaze and frowned. "Whatever happened to that bastard?" She asked.

"That bastard is a secretary." Chess said walking in. She put a giant stack of paperwork on Amber's desk. "Thanks Chess, now get me  a coffee." She said smiling. "I'd be happy to." Chess said grinning.

Coco grabbed her and punched her into a wall. Her grin was replaced with a look of pain. "I wasn't wearing my armor." She said standing. She glared at her. "The hell was that for?" She asked pushing Coco. "Guys!" Amber yelled. Chess's ears folded back as she growled. "Fight me mutt!" Coco yelled.

"Coco!" Velvet yelled. Coco turned around. "Just this once?" "No!" "Please?"

"Coco! Stop attacking my staff! You already punched Louis!" Weiss yelled angrily. "I advise you to not touch my pack." Chess said darkly. Amber snapped her finger. "Go get my coffee." She said. Chess nodded.

I followed her. Grandpa Tai also came along. Once the elevator stopped Tai put an arm in front of me. "Is that thing waterproof?" He asked. It was raining lightly. I shrugged. "I'll ask Weiss." I said. "I'll go get it." Chess said. "Your ear." I said. She stopped. "Never mind then."

Once we were back in in Amber's office she was arguing with her dad. "Weiss!" I yelled. She turned around. "Is this thing waterproof?" I asked waving my arm, it suddenly became super heavy. I fell over. "No, but I can control your arm." She said holding her scroll. "It should be, and it needs an upgrade. This is really old." Winter said. Weiss glared at her. "No it isn't!" Weiss yelled. "Yeah it is! There isn't even an eject button, and this built in scroll is outdated." She said pulling my arm. "Weiss!" Mom yelled from the elevator.

Dad must've gotten electrocuted. "Weiss this damn thing almost killed me!" She yelled angrily. "Let Winter fix it." She said annoyed. "It'd be my pleasure."  She said formally. She took Weiss's scroll and my arm fell off.

"Can someone carry me there?" Grandpa Tai asked. He lost all of his limbs. "Let me call Qrow." She said. "No! Then m-" "Too late." Winter said clearly not giving a shit.

"Sup Guys!" Qrow yelled flying through the window. "Hey Dumbasses." Raven said. "Hi!" Summer yelled grinning.

"Tai, why are your plans always in pieces?" Summer asked picking him up with ease. "God damn it Summer!" Raven yelled angrily.

"Time to get an upgrade."

"Can I just set everything on fire?"

"Yeah sure."