BFF #1: so, I just wrote a monologue from Dareth's POV.

Me: Awww man, I thought you were doing one about Cole and cake.

BFF #2(aka musicalsaregood): Nuuuuu, don't.

BFF #1: Haha, we'll see.

BFF#2: yOU BUTTHOLE DON'T EVEN!

Me: DO IT DO IT DO IT!

BFF #2: I'LL WRITE A ONESHOT WHERE I KILL KAI AND ZANE FIGHT ME!

Me: I'LL WRITE A ONESHOT WHERE COLE FALLS IN LOVE WITH CAKE!

BFF#2: I'LL WRITE A ONESHOT WHERE ZANE IDK SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS?

Me: Worse than dying?

BFF #2: I'll write about Zane being gay.

Me: I'll write about Cole being straight. 

BFF #2: bOIIIIIIIII

BFF #2: I'LL WRITE ABOUT ZANE BEING EVIL AND HE WON'T TURN GOOD AGAIN!

Me: I'LL WRITE GREENFLAME!

BFF #1: You better not.

BFF #2: I'LL WRITE ZANE X LLOYD!

Me: I'LL WRITE MOSS!

BFF #1:...guys, guys...

BFF #1: Can I say...

BFF #1: I love you guys. XD

Me: XD 

BFF #2: XD

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This actually just happened and it was too funny not to post. :P

(For context: musicalsaregood hates the fact that the fandom makes Cole obsessed with cake, she believes that Cole is gay, and all three of us hate Greenflame, Moss, and literally any ship involving Lloyd).