Me: *looking at a computer* Oooookay. What should I write about today?

Muse #1: Oooh, ooh! Write about that cute sequel to Tiny Troubles that you were thinking about! It's so cute! *squeals*

Muse #2: Uh, girl, have you noticed how long it's been since you've written in The Call to Rise? Better start with that.

Muse #3: No, no! Write about that one scenario where Cole never ran away from the Marty Oppenheimer! That one's funny!

Muse #4: You know what else is funny? Writing a Techno Bromance oneshot! 

Muse #5: You could always write a romantic oneshot. *sighs dreamily* Jaya, Pixane, Lava. The romantic possibilities are endless! I know you have an idea for a Glacier story in here somewhere~

Muse #6: Ewwwwww, the ninja are bros! Write a bromance story for all of them!

Muse #7: Ooo, what about that one story you started where the ninja got turned into girls?! That one was funny!

Muse #8: Crossover stories are awesome! I vote a crossover between Ninjago and Percy Jackson!

Muse #9: No, no, crossover between the LEGO: Ninjago Movie and the Ninjago TV series!

Muse #10: No way, RWBY crossed over with Ninjago! 

Me: *thunks head against desk* Can y'all please decide already?! I really want to write!

Zane: *pokes his head inside the room* Raven, who are you talking to?

Me: *points at my head* I want to write, but my muses can't decide on what to write about.

Zane: Oh. Well, I'm sure you will decide on something eventually.

Me: But I want to write now~! Ugh, why is life so cruel to me~?

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Yeaaaaaaah, writer's block is a pain in the butt. I've got no inspiration to write anything but I want to write something.  Ugh, send help someone~ *dramatically faints*