Life Jam x Unbread Twins: 

Charlene x Mari: ???/10 - Idfk-

Sunny x F!Omori: NOOOOOOOO/10 - NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP- THIS REMINDS ME OF THE FUCKING MOD OF THIS SHIP /SRS :{

Humphrey x Vance: What/10 - What.

Bunnyboy Basil x Sweetheart: NO/10 - SWEETHEART IS A ADULT BASIL IS A MINOR NO PEDOPHILA IS WELCOME HERE-

Therapy x Life Jam: 10/10 - Both are ways to cure depression- /j

Life Jam Guy x Unbread Twins: 0/10 - NOOOOOO THEY'RE MINORS- (If I remember correctly-)

4 years of shut-in-dom and repression x F!Omori: 10/10 - Canon- /j

Sweetheart x Bread Twins: AGAIN, NO/10 - I JUST SAID THEY ARE MINORSSSSSSS-

Violin x Dream!Hero: No/10 - If violin x knife counts as Sunny x Omori, then this counts as Sunny x Hero. Which is a big NO here-

Kim x 4 years of shut-in-dom and repression: 1/10 - NOOOOO NOT AUBREY'S GF-

Omori x Polly: Why/10 - Why. Omori is 12, Polly is the fucking adult-

Pain x Space Boyfriend: 10/10 - Canon- /j (Fuck you Sweetheart- ALSO I REMEMBERED SOMEONE ON TWITTER TRIED TO DEFEND THEM SHIPING SPACE BF AND SWEETHEART TOGETHER-)

F!Omori x Kel: 2/10? - Kel is 17 (from what I've seen people say) and Omori is a 12 YEAR OLD-

F!Omori x F!Omori: 0/10 - I'm not ging to rate this I just wanted to show yall this-

Violin x Space Boyfriend: What/10 - This kinda counts as Sunny x Space BF which is pedophilia because Sunny is 16 while Space BF is a adult-

Dream!Mari x Life Jam Guy: No/10 - No.

4 years of shut-in-dom and repression x Dream!Mari: 10/10 - Omari moment- /j

Dream!Hero x Angel: Uhhhhhhh/10 - Uhhhhhhhhhh

Slime Girls (all of them) x Van: No/10 - No.

Dream!Mari x Sprout Mole: NO/10 - NO. BEGONE-

Sweetheart x Angel: Hello no/10 - No. Just no. This is pedophilia.

Bunnyboy Basil x F!Omori: 0/10 - Sorry Omori but sunny took Basil- (/j) Unless we're talking about Headspace Basil- /j

Stairs x Dream!Basil: NOOOO/10 - NOOOOO NOT MY BABY-

Dream!Kel x Basil's gardening shears: 1/10 - Sorry Kel but you gotta pay the no-more-eye tax- /j

Dream!Kel x Therapy: 10/10 - Canon because Kel is not just a silly goofy goober he really has problems- /srs