ps dis is 5th year

He's doing it again I think to myself, staring down at Ron talking to Hermione.

He always does this. Is he that oblivious to the fact?

I sigh and walk into the Gryffindor common room and sit on the Maroon couch, staring at the fire.

I try to think on the bright side, Christmas break is only three days away. Two whole weeks with just me and the Weasley's.

I watch the fire burn and crackle, getting lost in my thoughts...

"Hey Harry." I hear from my backside. I turn around to see Fred and George, smirking.

Something was up. And i knew it.

"We know your little secret." Fred says tapping he tip of my nose. My face goes red, even though i have no idea what he's talking about.

Does he know about my first year crush on Bill?

My third year crush on Draco?

Do they even know i'm gay?

But then I realize....

flashback

I lay in my bed. Just thinking. It's Friday night and everyone is out playing Quidditch or eating dinner.

I look around, just to make sure i'm alone then I grab it from beneath my pillow.

My dairy.

Not a soul knows about this.

Nor will they ever.

I start to write:

"I can't stop thinking about him. I know it's not right. I know all the camps and videos the Dursley's showed me , but it just won't go away."

I sigh and think to myself, thinking what i should write next.

"You may not know who I'm talking about but I'll just go ahead and tell you..."

I wait a moment, thinking I may change my mind, But i finally give in

"It's the famous Weasley. Not Ginny, but Ron Weasley... the one and only."

I look out the window and sigh once more. My thoughts take over and i drift off to sleep.

Alone.

At Least that's what i thought.

•••

I took a deep breath in. "What are you talking about?" I ask, trying to sound innocent.

"You know exactly," George says, setting his chin on his palm. "What we're talking about."

"We saw your diary," Fred says grinning ecstatically.

"and we've got a plan." George cuts in.

.... I smirk, agreeing with them, and this miraculous plan.

Ron

"I'm sorry Ron, but I can't come to the Burrow this Christmas." Hermione says sadly.

I frown. "Why not?" I ask sadly.

"My parents are having this big celebration at home and they're making me go."

She hugs me then leaves. I'm kind of relieved she's not coming though, she's been hogging Harry this whole year.

I get angry just thinking about it. We can finally spend some time together. I smile while walking back into the common room.

I see Fred and George sitting with Harry on the couch. He's playing with Fred's hair while giggling.

They were listening to some kind of music, intertwined in each other's bodies.

"Damn Potter," Fred says when harry whispers something into his ear. Harry smirks and bites his lip.

George looks at me, then at his wrist. "Well, I better go change before dinner." He says, getting up.

"You're welcome to come." He says to Harry, winking at him. Harry just giggles and shakes his head.

Harry

"It's working." I whisper into Fred's ear, bitting my lip so it looks like I was flirting.

"Damn Potter," He grumbles, loud enough for Ron to hear.

I'm so happy this is actually working. I'm even more excited when we go to the burrow, then Ron'll know what he's missing.

George gets up, then does Fred. I sit up and look at Ron.

"Hey Ronny, didn't see you."

Ronny... I like it.

"Hey." He mumbles angrily. "What's wrong with you?" I ask getting up and wrapping my fingers around his collar, fixing it, my face as close to his as i can get without getting him suspicious.

"Wh-what are you doing." He stutters on his words and his face turns a bright red.

"Just fixing your collar. I wouldn't have to do it if you would pay more attention to your style, Ron."

He just rolls his eyes and I smile, cheekily and he goes upstairs. I innocently start to follow. We both get to our room and I pull my shirt off.

I moan quietly, trying to get him aroused, since we were the only two people in the room at the moment.

I see him start to slowly pull his head back. I smirk, put on another shirt and walk downstairs.

I walk into the Great hall and I see Fred and George, deciding to sit right in the middle of them.

Ron comes in and sits in front of me and the twins.
I start giggling and I put my head on George's shoulder.

Fred puts his arm around me. And i could hear something. Something like Ron growling.

"Are you packed for the Burrow, Harry?" Ron asks, butting in.

I smirk. "Almost, but i kept getting distracted..." I say looking at Fred, then George.

They play along.

"I'm sorry harry!" George says, acting exasperated.

"It's not my fault your ass looked so good in those pants." Fred says, biting his lip and finishing George's sentence.

It almost looks as if Ron's head is about to explode.

•••

"Let's go," George says walking out the door of his room. "Wait," I say. He turns around.

"Do you think Ron is buying all of this?" I ask sheepishly.

"Have you seen him? His scowl is practically super glued onto his face."

I laugh. "I can't believe his is actually working. I'm psyched to see what happens when we do that at the burrow."

We both laugh at the thought.

We then walk downstairs, Fred's arm around my neck for added effect.

Ron's arms are crossed as we get on the train. I sit dangerously close to Fred.

We try to act secretive with everything we say, flirting slightly.

•••

We finally arrive to the Burrow, Ron is more flustered than he's ever been.

  Fred

I walk i to the Burrow and George and I sit my mum down, privately.

"Mom we need you to do something," I say.

"Oh merlin, what is it this time?" Mum asks, crossing her arms.

"Well we're trying to do something for Harry, If you hear any flirting he's doing with a guy in our family, besides Ron, don't get bothered by it we're just trying to help out our mate." George says.

"What exactly are you trying to do?" Mum asks.

We tell her our plan.

"Oh that's good...."

Harry

"We talked to her, don't worry." Fred says quietly.

"Boys, dinner!"

We all sit down, besides Bill, they said he was on some work mission.

I eye down Bill, he was in the plan also.

"Damn Bill, if you were single I'd tap that." I say. He winks back at me. Everyone at the table but Ron is trying to hold in a laugh even Percy was tickled at this plan.

I take a bite into Mrs. Weasley's food and moan, throwing my head back.

Ron

dear merlin, not at the table

i think to myself, trying not to think of all the dirty things I could do to Harry, all the places i could roam on his body, What it would feel for him to be inside of me.

I feel my pants get tighter and i can feel my face heat up.

"Ron are you alright?" Mum asks, worried.

"I don't feel so good, i think i'm just going to lie down for a bit, is that ok?" I asks. Mum nods and I run to my room trying to hide the throbbing bulge in my pants.

I groan when I get into my room. Now what am i going to do? I can't just get off and have everyone catch me.

I decide to look at baby pictures of My family, that'll help it calm down...

Harry

after we hear Ron's door shut, we all burst out laughing. I laughed So hard i think some pumpkin juice came out of my nose.

We finish up with dinner and go into the game room.

Ron goes in before George and I do.

"Ok give me your Weasley Sweater." I whisper as we walk into his room.

"Here"

"Thanks" I say as I put it on. I'm about to walk out of the room until,

"Wait, don't leave yet." George says coming up to me.

He starts to rub his fingers hard and fast through my hair, making it even nappier.

"There, that'll really piss him off."

I laugh.

We walk into the game room and Ron's face turned dark red.

"What took you two so long?" Bill asks, playing along.

"Nothing, my shirt just got wet." I say and look at George then try my best to giggle.

I look at Ron, we make eye contact and I wink at him.

I go and sit dangerously close to Bill. He puts his arm around me, knowing Ron just might tackle him down.

Later on...

We all leave the game room and we go into our bedrooms. Since Ron's bedroom is right next to Bill's room I go into there.

"Are you ready?" Bill asks trying to hold in a laugh.

"Yea.. So what do we do first?" I ask.

"You've lost your virginity right?" I also ask.

He nods his head.

"So you should know what goes down." I say.

"Ok so first push your back up hard against the wall."

I do as i'm told. He then puts his Hands on each side of me. He starts to bite and suck on my neck.

"Moan quietly, but loud enough for ron to hear" He whispers.

I try to moan but it comes out as a sign.

"Bill, someone's gonna hear us." I whisper loudly adding on.

He stops biting my neck and looks at it.

"Should be noticeable..." He says to himself.

He walks me to the bed and pushes me onto it.

"Just pretend to take your pants off, make the zipper really noise loud." he also whispers into my ear.

we then stand on the bed.

"start jumping." he says now.

I start jumping slowly, then harder. so does Bill.

"Ugh Harry." He pretend moans, trying so hard not to laugh.

"I-I'm gonna-" Bill starts to say then i punch him right in the groin. "OUUUH." He screams. I do the same for myself, except i just make the noise, i don't punch myself.

We both start to breathe heavily.

I walk into Ron's room, because that's where i'm sleeping with Bill's Weasley sweater on.

He looks starstruck. And his breathing is very heavy.

"you ok Ron?" I ask, kind of worried for him.

"We need to go on a walk." He says quickly and grabs my arm.

I get yanked and pulled downstairs and outside.

"Harry, what the fuck." Ron yells at me as soon as we  are far away from the burrow.

"What?" I ask.

"Harry, you can't go flirting with my brothers in front of my face. Let alone sleeping with them." He yells.

"Well maybe I'd tell you if you just shut up for a second!" I say, getting pissed off at him.

"Make me." He says angrily, now yelling too loud.

"Fine then." I say, pulling my shirt off and going to kiss him. He then starts to kiss back.

I grab onto his waist as i deepen the kiss and he moans, giving me access to shove my tongue into his mouth.

"Wait." Ron says, stopping us.

"Why are you just now trying to get with me?" He asks, getting agitated again.

"That was the plan, i thought you liked Hermione so Fred and George made a plan for me to flirt with every guy weasley but you do you would get jealous and i could get with you." I say, letting it all out.

"I'm gay harry, how did you not know that?" Ron asks, giggling. I shrug my shoulders.

"Now where were we?" I ask.

Let's just say that the next morning, I looked into the mirror, and had to wear a scarf for the next few days...