Sugar pie?

blech, that's sickeningly sweet

Now that I have arrived, it's time to drop the beat

starts beatboxing

MY NAME IS PHILIP

I AM A POET

I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT

AND I, JUST TURNED 9

YOU CAN WRITE RHYMES, BUT YOU CAN'T WRITE MINE!

My lines are cool and smooth like water

Your's might as well go burn in a fire

NottomentionIcanspitmybarsfasterthanEminem

You can't rap for the life of you

Why don't you just go lick a shoe?