You really think you are so great?

Hah! You're just a dog

You expect me to take you seriously?

Dude, you look like a log

After I'm done with you, you'll be lost in a fog

You think you are so special

A king of the world

Well you're just an average dog, so stop being surreal!

You keep coming up with contests

Just more and more and more

You have high hopes of getting popular

Yawn, you make me want to snore 🥱

It's time for me to go, so I bid you farewell

Goodbye little doggo, I will see you in hell!