So your name is ApplePie?

Wow, that's pretty lame

Just wait until I come around and make you feel some shame

Your name makes you sound all cute and kawaii

When in reality, you're just a kid that is tiny

So you're learning 10 languages?

Wow, that's pretty great

It's a shame that you can't use them since you never get asked on dates!

Now that I've roasted you a bunch

I think I've got to go

It's about the time for my lessons on duolingo

I don't know what else to say so I bid you farewell

Adieu mon fellow weeb, buy some aloe for yourself!