This is it.

The last chapter. The last rant. The last day. The final part.

But a new rant book is coming soon!

once I figure out what I'm gonna name it.

Something similar to this one.

Will probably have a picture of Shane Dawson or Josh and Tyler or Daniel Howell(ha like a continuation of this one) but I'm probably gonna us a picture of Shane Dawson

Hm

My last chapter being all about the future.

I sound like Mark Watney dear god. But I'm not in danger of starvation on a desolate planet. Not exactly the same situation.

Did you know that yummy- and I became friends over an AmazingPhil x Reader book?

I bet she didn't want me to say that.

too bad it's chapter 200.

Oh and for people who don't know why this is the last chapter, Wattpad has a chapter cap of 200.

Sucks

But makes sense

These things could go on forever.

I implore everyone to go and follow the official wattpad holy water. I'm following it so just check that list and you'll find it easily.

Confession time

I used to be really upset that I followed more people than people followed me

That made sense I think you get it

I thought that when I was "SammaPie" and also identified as a tiny piece of shit

Ha tiny

More like a big piece of shit

I've never been tiny

I haven't shaved my legs in awhile

I haven't wanted to

For some reason I don't really care what people think anymore

I guess that's what peace feels like.

But I'll always care what people think. Because I love them.

Remember when this was an actual rant book? I don't. It's always been a meme and a half book. Idk what the half is.

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My first fanfiction was a Poe Dameron one and I actually wrote 3 full chapters. They were damn good until I accidentally deleted the book. Actually it wasn't an accident. It was just plain stupid. Maybe one day I'll bring that back. Oh and just to give you guys a bit of a kick, the character he fell in love with, was named Samantha.

What a shocker :)
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I'm really excited to post my Bucky Barnes Diary book.

I hungered so much for fanfiction at camp that I actually started writing some.

Oh and one reminder. I love you guys. You're the reason I'm here. Each and every 3 or 4 or 5 of you(it depends, some of you aren't very consISTENT )

But I love you anyways :3

Go put the next book(that's a sequel to this one ooooooo) in your library. I want you to continue to read my shit and enjoy my shit

Actually don't enjoy my shit

The only one who can enjoy my shit is me

I have 5 books in my drafts

FIVE

it's crazy right?

One about Bucky Barnes

One about Newt Scamander(my bby)

One about something Agents of Shield related(it actually has 7 chapters written but all in my actually journal, not on wattpad :(

One about Poe Dameron(I'm trying again)

And one about Owen Grady, the actual dad

None about Loki

I'm not worthy to write about that

I'm thinking about something interesting though.

I want to write Imagines. I want requests. I want them badly. I want them to be about anything

Even TVD

yep I said that

But I want them

I want them to be with characters named Asher

I want them about BTS

I'll do anything

I love to write it's all I've ever loved

that's incorrect

but I do love it a lot

It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be told I'm good at

The only thing.

I'm gonna bold the rest of this chapter like it's an author's note

Oh

That's a good chapter title

"Author's Note"

I like that

I like that a lot

I suppose I'll be forced to update Poetry now with this over

Heh

You all thought I was writing a final chapter.

No

I just wanted the word count to pass 666 words

I'm sneaky

And I love you

And I always will

:3

P.S. suggest a title name, I might use it ;)

P.S.S.  We're way past 666 words now

P.S.S.S. I've been writing in this rant book for 2 years :,)

P.S.S.S.S I'm only writing these PS's cause I don't want to press complete on this book. Because I'm scared too. Because I love it too much.  Because I'm very emotional for no reason and have fallen in love with this book. It makes me sad.

P.S.S.S.S.S

Okay

I'm done now

Good Night

Book Dedication:
yummy-
gretylgrabner
isabelalamilla
aka the people who have read this for a long time

and to Phil Lester for lending your face to this book for 2 years and for being the reason I started reading fanfiction

not sure if you would be proud of yourself for that

just appreciate the sentiment :)

*publish*