WHAT COULD GO WRONG AT THE CINEMA
DYLANA, GIANI (let's call her) AND I WENT TO THE CINEMA.
PRETTY NORMAL. MOVIE SUCKED BUT, OH WELL.
NOW ILL SHARE MY EXPERIENCE
//harp music
DYLANA: ok our seats r F-6, 7 and 8.
NANA: ok
We enter the cinema, it's completely empty. there's not even people cleaning or something.
NANA: lol
GIAN: lol
DYLANA: lol
We sit.
The movie starts. The title appears.
ITS GOING TO START.
ITS STARTING.
LETS IMAGINE IT SO MAJESTIC WOW
suddenly a couple comes in
They get closer to our seats
Oh no they keep coming forward
Suddenly they stop
gUESS WHERE
THATS RIGHT.
THEY DECIDED TO SIT IN THE LINE IN FRONT OF US
THEY HAD
THE
WHOLE
THEATER
FULL OF SEATS
AND THEY SAT
YOU KNOW WHERE?
YOU FLUFFIN KNOW WHERE??
E-7 and E-8 (our seats were F-6, 7, 8)
YPRHEY CAN GFISI IFSOIOUEFOUIEFIHOEFIHOFEHUFBCJS
NO NO NO
NO
NO NO
we couldn't rest our feet on the sit in front anymore
We couldn't laugh
We couldn't do anything
Because out of the whole mother freaking theater they SAT IN FRONT OF US.
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FREAKING
BUFFSHEEP
FLUFFY
GODDAMN
FEMALE
DOGS
DO THEY THINK THEY ARE.
And they kept complaint throughout the whole movie saying stuff like "omg so fake", "what the? Bad acting?"
aND after the move ended
ThEY
"someone gimme back me money!!"
"dis movie sucks!!"
WJFWJJFSJGRIRGMHTKLYJPJY
SO I STARTED BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST MY SEAT FOR 15 MINUTES
AND GIAN AND DYLANA TRIED TO CALM ME DOWN
but they failed and I'm still mad
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