I think this will be like... An actual rant!

When video game fanfics describe everything...

"Link used his bow to hit the devilish ginger monster one time. He did it again. Then again. The devilish ginger monster responded by hitting Link with his whip two times, causing him to loose I.25 hearts. Link played the song of curation on his ocarina, making the fairy magically come out from nowhere and start flying around Link, increasing his life by 1.25."

Is it supposed to be like this?

Can't you just put something like "Link used his bow to fight the monster, but was injured in the process. Using his fairy, he gained more energy to finally defeat it."

Or idk...

Is it just me?

Btw, am I the only one who plays The Legend of Zelda here...?

Hm...

Maybe I can make a reference with Fnaf?

"The guy checked every camera. For one second they were all there... But then... Chica went missing... He checked camera 1, 2, 3, and 4, but Chica was in the closet. Chica walked to the room where the guy was (a/n: I don't remember his name) and entered through the door. The guy quickly closed the door for exactly 5.36 seconds, to open it again and reveal a standing Chica."

no.

Well maybe Fnaf can have those, for suspense...?