10 MINUTES BEFORE THE DOG HATER MATTER

When I got on the bus.

I never travel by bus the, last time I did before now was around 3-4 years ago.

I'm talking 'bout school bus tho

Ok so I got on and a girl sitting in diagonal from mah seat

She asked "who r u"

So I said "wait can u see me?! Actually, I'm a spirit and I'm dead"

So she got scared but didn't really believe me XD

Me: "I'm serious here, I died 63 years ago"

Girl: "how did you die then?"

Me: "oh, well. Actually, I died in this same bus. One day, sixty three years ago, I was in fourth gRade, like you. The window was open, and I wanted to look around the town so I kinda showed my face out the window (dunno the translation um) and then a gigantic STOP sign was right there and it..."

Girl: "it?"

Me: "IT CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF"

then she got super scared XD

Girl: "i-i don't believe you"

Me: "oh really?"

Girl: "yeah" *pokes person behind her* "hey who is she?"

she poked the guy behind her and asked him if he knew who I was but he knew that i was scaring her so he fooled her too XD

Guy: "who? I don't see anyone there?"

Girl: "yeah! That girl!" *points at me like there's no tomorrow*

Me: "see? Only you can see me!"

Girl: "what? No!" *points at girl sitting next to me* "can you see her?"

Now she asked my classmate who was sitting next to me if she could See me. Let's call my classmate Lola.

Lola: "there's no one here, the seat's empty. Ya wanna seat here?"

But, sadly (for her) she couldn't stand up cuz the bus was moving.

Me: "I'm dead, so ill give you some life tips. Listen to Fall Out Boy and take "take this to your grave" to your grave k?"

Girl: "what"

Then the bus stopped. Someone got off and she moved to seat somewhere else CUZ she got kinda scared c: yay. YOUR TEARS ARE MY HAPPINESS.

So before she left I yelled "DONT WORRY ILL SEE YOU INYOUR DREAMS!!"

And she looked at me like tf

And that's the end of my HORRIBLE bus trip

Well it was kinda fun idk