There are this people that talk like it's their hobby...

Let's call this gurl Ally.

Me: "I love cheese... *expects no answer*"

Ally: "OMG I LOVE CHEESE TOO. One time, at my aunt's house, she offered us cheese. I of course, accepted. Then, as I took a bite, I noticed she had served us tea, so I drank the tea first. It was really nasty. But, then I ate the cheese. It was the most delicious thing in the world! I remember also one time, my aunt gave us some chocolate. I instantly thought about what my father had told me one day, after he came back from Colombia. I also love Colombia's flag! It reminds me of blue, yellow and red things. Anyways, it reminded me of him because when he came back from Colombia, he brought me a chocolate. It was really good. And, when my aunt gave it to me, I thought it could be a Clombian Chocolate, because it tasted really good, too. I checked but it was made in China, so I was a bit disappointed. Everything is made in China now, even cars! My grandpa had a Chinese car, and it only lasted two months, because it was a really low quality car. I hate low quality things. Like, if I'm paying for something I obviously expect it to be good quality! Why is are my clothes tearing apart?!? Which reminds me, I once had a pink polka dotted dress. My grandma gave it to me before she passed away... I loved her very much."

Me in my mind: 'stop. Stop stalking. Stop now. I don't wanna hear your life story. Staph. '

Me: "uh... Great."

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AND YOU END UP HEARING THEIR WHOLE LIFE STORY.

WUUT.

AND IT ALL STARTED WITH CHEESE...