I HATE THEM.

I FEAR THEM.

I RUN FROM THEM.

I AVOID THEM.

I SCREAM BECAUSE OF THEM.

JUST FEILHHIEHFBCJRHF KUHBEHFJC,FEJHVIHK WFOIHBCRFJB

WHY DO SPIDERS EVEN EXIST?!?

LIKE HUBJKBWD. IOHBOIHRC. ECLIHBCFROIHB HIRCBIHFCEBIOUHFOUIFICFR.

DIEEEEEEEEEE.

~

SO, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS...

Me: *sees spider* I-Is that a spider?!?

Me: *calls police* A SPIDER. WEVE GOT A FREAKIN SPIDER. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Mom and sister: Don't exaggerate, it's just a tiny spider.

Dad: Spiders are living beings that deserve to live. We have no right to kill them, because we would be messing with nature. Spiders are beautiful animals that need to be loved and cared for.

Me: *dies.... NAH JK*

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Today there was a spider in my charger.

And a I had 1% battery.

My mom had to kill it.

But it wasn't even a spider.

It was a piece of thread... IDEK

.-. ._. DIE SPIDER. ;-;