1. Hello peasants. If you're reading this I probably hate you already.

2. Do not mess with me or my fandoms, I have power!!1!1

3. Hey everyone <333333333333 my names Kyle!!!!!!!!!!,1!! I smile for miles!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. If you don't ship what I ship then ur dead to me

5. WARNING: before continuing reading my AWESOME bio click that AWESOME follow button and AWESOMLY follow me.

6. Hello hello!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM [name] AND I HATE THE WORLD!!!M!!M!

7. I am queen [name], welcome to my kingdom. My followers are called the peasants and I rule them.

8. I'm famous here female dogs

9. I think this website is pointless n stupid but I'm here for a friend who asked me to make an account

10. #homophobic

How to start your bio

1. Just be original and don't use those phrases

2. Don't use my bio as an example, it's lame

3. But there are actual people out there

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9. Ok?

10. Ok.