SOMETIMES I TEXT PEOPLE AND...

ME: Hey! Do you now [etc]?

PEOPLE: know*

ME: Oh, Srry...

PEOPLE: sorry*

ME: Okey, Stop correcting me.

PEOPLE: okay* OK*

ME: Just... Staph.

PEOPLE: Stop*

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WUUUUUT

ONE TIME IS ALRIGHT

BUT NOT FOUR TIMES

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PEOPLE: ASDFGHJKL*