Fluff them apps.

Y U NO WORK

I installed you

I trusted you

; A ;

I COMMAND YOU TO WORK

fluff Line Play.

It keeps crashing like asdfghjkl no

No no

Or when it says the app is free

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO BUY EVERYTHING TO ACTUALLY ACOMPLISH SOMETHING

Example:

Self: HM I'm going to buy this drawing app, it's free!

Self: *clicks app*

App: *downloads*

App: *finishes downloading*

Me: *opens app*

Self: let's draw a bootiful rainbow, shall we?

Me: k

Me: *selects color red*

Add: IN-APP PURCHASE: buy this color at a low price for only $1,99! Or you could also buy the whole color packet for $13,99!

Self: let's buy the whole packet...

Me: *clicks ok*

Me: *chooses red and starts drawing*

Me: *now chooses orange*

Add: IN-APP PURCHASE: buy this color at a low price for only $1,99! Or buy the whole color packet for only $55,99!

Self: ARE YOU FLUFFIN KIDDING WHAT DID I JUST BUY THEN?!

~a few hundred dollars later~

Self: now, the rainbow is finished. Let's save!

Me: *clicks save*

Add: IN-APP PURCHASE: save your masterpiece to your camera roll for only $3,99! Or be able to share it anywhere and everywhere for only $15,99!

Self: o-e

Well yeah that's it.