Not even kidding, this actually happened. I don't know which one to believe.
Is it 82° and clear skies?
Is it 98° and partly cloudy?
Is it dead outside?
I don't know.

I blurred out the city name

It's partly cloudy, mom says.
And then my brother says it has a chance of ligma

Why. Just why.
You don't need to ruin everything, you know bro.