Me: *eating*

Ma: its hot *goes to put on chapstick*

Me: i know

Ma: my chapstick looks like a nipple

Me: *slams phone on table and starts laughing*

Ma: no no no look *turns on the light and shows me* doesnt it look like a vanilla nipple

Me: *dying from laughing* *half coughing*

Ma: it looks like a vanilla nipple

Me: w-what the?!

Ma: dont hurt yourself

Me: too late