1: That awkward moment when you realize heat the house symbols are the patronuses of the house founders...:

Godric Gryffindor= lion

Salzar Skytherin= snake

Rowena Ravenclaw= eagle

Helena Hufflepuff= badger

2: That Awkward Moment when you find out why the f**k Voldie is bald:

He doesn't have hair so that they can't make Polyjuice Potion out of it! And then theirs the annoying fact that a little girl figured it out and not the biggest Potterheads...oh good ole J.K!

3: That AKWARD moment when you find out that River Song from Doctor Who and Voldie were once married....[the actors I mean...]

4: That awkward moment when your friends don't understand your references and you're laughing your head off. *true story*

5: That awkward moment when you curse in wizard slang and you're friends are super creeped put... *happened yesterday...*

That's all I could come up with... You guys tell me what your awkward moments were...I'd love to hear them and laugh my head off...

Oh! Almost forgot!! Thanks for all the votes and reads!!! I can't believe this book has 5k reads!!!! So I give you each infinity virtual cookies!