1: I didn't trip...I was testing gravity. It works.

2: When I was little I used to think the moon was following the car.

3: When your phone rings and you turn into an athlete to get it. #thestoryofmylife

4:When you're almost done with a book when you realize there aren't enough pages left for all the things that need to happen.

5: Thinking that if you turn side-to-side with your video game controller, it will help you turn.

6: That moment when you realize that the Power-Puff Girls get their power from chemical X...As in the X chromosome. Their xp super power = girl power!

7: Dear Math,
I am sick and tired of finding your X. Lease accept that she is gone. Move on, dude.

8: If you've never jumped from couch to couch to avoid the lava...you have no childhood.

I still do that sometimes...

9: When your favorite character from a book dies:

Me: Why must you hurt me in this way?

10: That amazing moment when you find the exact answer on google as your homework.

11: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A YELLO FRIKIN' DUCK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Please tell me if you've seen one, cause that would just be awesome.

13: Did you know?: Swag was a word invented in the 1960's by gay men in Hollywood. It stands for S=Secretly
W= We
A= Are
G= Gay.

...not that I have anything against that...it's just...a fun fact.

14: How I feel walking..

By a Real Cop: Act natural, act natural...

15: How I feel when I walk into a class late:

Me: What are you starring at?

16: I go on YouTube to watch a music video...and then 5 hours later I'm there watching a tutorial on how to talk like a chipmunk...

17: When People criticize on your love for fictional people.

Me: We will be having a party at Hogwarts with tributes, wizards, demigods, and others! oh and did I mention you're not invited!

18: Person: Do you know any good movies?

Me: Snape's on a Plane.

Person: ...What is that about...?

Me: Horses...horses on a boat...

Person: ?

19: I went to the disney channel website...without my parents permission!

I'm such a criminal!

20: How to find the name of a song: Google all the words you remember from it.