Today, I'm going on the stupidest rant spree. These rants are very random and I don't think your going to relate to them, but oh well...and please don't try to take them siriusly cuz I wasn't really trying to be Serious.

58:

Okay, so I was watching The Princess and the Frog and Tiana is like, "Where are the flapjacks," and I was just...WHAT.

The "flapjack". What the h*ll is a 'flapjack'?? ITS A PANCAKE. Flapjack was just some jerk named "Jack"'s idea to try and steal the thunder from this delicious breakfast classic.

Is there anything that would differentiate a flapjack from a pancake? Let's think, what do you put on flapjacks, topping wise, SYRUP, the same exact syrup that you put on pancakes... THATS WHY ITS CALLED PANCAKE SYRUP. Never once have I heard someone refer to it as "flapjack sauce". Siriusly, its a pancake, its in a pan its essentially a basic cakish recipe.. pan cake!

I did some research and found that a flapjack has some kind of tie into the great North American past time of lumberjacking, so I will make an exception, that if you are one of the remaining lumberjacks on the continent, fine, in your logging camp only, you may refer to them as "flapjacks"

5/9: (this kinda looked wrong to me, so to be safe, I out a /.)

I don't celebrate Christmas, but can someone tell me why Rudolph is the only one to have a red nose? I mean, don't the other raindeer have feelings? I bet Dancer, Prancer and Dasher are sad!

I mean, I would be sad if someone got picked to do something just because of their looks. I know that Rudolph got teased because of his nose, but then again...if I came to school wearing a clown nose...I would get teased...what I mean is:

REINDEER EQUALITY PEOPLE.

60: Have you ever tried to cry and eat at the same time? I have. Yesterday I was watching Deathly Hallows again and I cried at once I saw the Warner Bros Logo.

And I was trying to get my mind off of things so I got some popcorn and chocolate, but it didn't work.

I was bawling by the end if it and my mom came in to check on me and she was like "Harry Potter?"

And I was just like,

"Yes." And that ended the conversation.

A/N: Well, I'll be here next time with a rant on book to movie adaptations cause I recently watched the Percy Jackson Movies and I facepalmed though the whole thing, screaming at the screen.