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Rants #6-10

6. I hate it when Twilight fans consider Jacob Black a werewolf. I mean come one! A werewolf only transforms once a month, during the full moon! Lupin is a werewolf! Twilight fans, if you want to know what Jacob Black is, then here's the truth. Jacob Black is an Ananimagus. He can transform just like Sirius-anytime. So please, I don't want to hear people saying he's a werewolf because he's clearly not. And I am NOT trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying what annoys me about life.

7. First comments. Okay, this one is kinda personal. I consider this an achievement for me because I once commented first on iiSuperwomanii's video. I was just like,

"Oh yeah! Watch out people I'ma comment on this first!" And then I comment and then some d'bag is just like, "do you want a cookie?" And I'm sitting there like , "why the heck would I want a cookie! Your just sad that you didn't get here first!" (I didn't comment that tho) and then more people were joining in and I just deleted the comment. And just went on with my life and the other people who replied just
looked stupid talking to themselves! So jokes on them!

My point is, if someone wants so comment first, let them comment! Goodness, it's not a big deal! Don't go rainin' on people's parades!

8. I hate it when people say there not a fanboy or, fangirl. I mean, do you even know what a fangirl or fanboy is? Google definitions:

Fangirl: an obsessive female fan.

Fanboy: an obsessive male fan.

So, I guess anyone can be a fangirl or fanboy right?
Boys: If you are obsessed with the New York Knicks, you a fanboy of that.

Girls: if your a fan of Direction, your a fan girl for that.

So don't deny it when I tell you that your a fangirl/fanboy cuz you probably are one.

9. I am a food person, but if there is one food I hate, it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. They just are so weird to me. And I wanted to know anyone feels the same. I mean, yeah there great, I used to love eating them. And when my mom found out I liked them, that was it.

In third grade, for the whole year, she gave me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. EVERY FREAKING DAY. I just got sick of it and now my mom grounds me by making me eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

10. This was inspired by @genie_us's rant book 'Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy'

Her and I really hate the word smirk. It's just so overused and it's so annoying. For example:

I smirked shyly as Harry held my hand.

"Your eyes are blue like the sea," he says to me with a smirk.

I smirk wider as he leans in. I follow his lead and our lips crash. After a few memorable seconds we break apart smirking. Omg! I just kissed Harry Styles! Harry's smirk disappears replaced my a soothing laugh.

"Your cute," I say smirking as he smirks with me. "Will you stay with me?" I say with pleading eyes.

"Always," says Harry. He smirks again but suddenly a man wearing black robe with greasy black hair and jumps through the door. "That's my line you troll! Now turn to page 394!" He says. Then I realize who that is, Severus Snape! Harry smirks. Snape smirks. Then I smirk. We all freakin smirk.

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Like really! How many times does someone smirk! I don't remember myself smirking every minute! And I hope you liked the Snape twist!

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