21: Can someone please tell me where the parents are in the fanfictions?

Like in chapter 1, the mom goes yo buy geociers. And then she comes back at lik chapter 10 or something asking, "what did I miss!"

And then the obvious answer that the character is supposed to give is: Well...I got kidnapped. One Direction saved me, and then I went on tour with them and stayed for months while you were at a magical store that defies time and stuff. And then Harry Styles asked me out and of course I said yes! And then I got pregnant the next day.

Then of course the stupid character responds with: Nothing much. What did you get from the store!

22: Now, I think everyone had gone through this thing where they just want to chuck their computer, iPhone, iPad, iPod, whatever it is, in the toilet. Why you ask? Because of the autocorrect.

Now, I use it because when I type really really fast, I press, or tap the wrong letter. But I just hat it when autocorrect does this:

What I type: do
What autocorrect wants to change it to: so

Me: WHAT.

I mean, if autocorrect turned all my do's into so's then my sentences would be like:

?What so you want to so?

What are you soing?

She did what she has to so.

I can't think of anymore examples but it's very annoying.

And then it saves want I spell wrong. I spelt congratulations wrong and now it's saved as: CONGRAGULATIONS.
And now, whenever I type it, it turns into that and then I have to tap on the word and it gives options and it's just to much work...Pfffht

Oh I'm just too lazy...

23: Is it just me, or does this annoy everyone:

When parents tell you to do some thingy, then repeat it a hundred times, and then they start comparing you to other people. Trust me, I love my parents, but I have to admit, they can become annoying. I always make my bed, and do my chores cuz I know if I don't, Ima gonna have to take a trip to Rant and Lecture Land.

If you don't know what Rant and Lecture Land is: It's a place where you have to hear your parents rant about how much of a bad kid you are, and they lecture you about how to be a better kid. And then hear how 'good' they were when they were a kid.

Pfffhhhtt!

But I found a way of escaping from this, and my secret is my grandma. She's staying over for the summer and I thought I would ask her about how my mom was when she was a kid. And she replied with stories of how my mom never made her bed, couldn't cook anything, how she was lousy at everything she did. And I just sat their laughing while my mom denied at everything my grandma said.

But then I apologized and stuff cuz if I didn't, my mom would never let me get away with anything ever again.

24: Disney 'Original' Movies

Okay, so yesterday, I was watching the only cartoon I watch from disney channel: Gravity Falls. (Don't judge me! It's a very interesting show!) And then there was this trailer/promo/ doohickey of a Disney 'Original' movie, called "How to Build a Better Boy," and let me tell you, it's so not original.

It's about this nerd played by that really pretty girl from Lab Rats and once she put on glasses she is a nerd. Typical disney. And then she lies about having a boyfriend and now she has to have one because she needs to cover up the lie. And then her nerdy best friend, (played by China Annbeclaim who also becomes a nerd once she put on glasses.) hacks into the government and builds a robot. Then the main character takes off her glasses and magically becomes very popular. And then the robot tries to destroy everyone, details, details, and they finally destroy the robot and then
Everyone lives happily ever after. The freaking End.

Besides the government thing, the whole movie is like a copy of a cliché wattpad story. I mean, not all nerds have glasses okay!

A/N: Well, I think I've ranted enough! Goodbye!