WARNING: If you're a guy and don't want to be freaked out, please kindly leave. I'm sorry, but this is a very gross topic for boys. Just a disclaimer.

Periods. Shark Week. Niagara Falls. Whatever you call it, every girl will or has had it.

Now, if you do not know what I'm talking about still, then please leave. Chances are you're underage, a boy, or just didn't have it yet and you're parents didn't explain it to you, which is completely fine. I do not want to be the one to explain this to you, so please don't ask me! It's going to be really awkward.

Now that the warnings are done:

Blood. Lots and lots of blood. As Superwoman said, "it's like freaking Niagara Falls down there." And I completely agree. Then again, flows are different for each person, but my family has a gene of really flowing blood. Like really heavy flowing blood.

And I just realized how uncomfortable this topic is.

But anyway, I hate cramps. I get cramps a week before my date and its awful. And I'm just angry all. The. Time.

Not even joking, I yell at my sister to be quiet when she's not even speaking. And I believe the meme:

Dementors are like Periods. They suck all your happiness out of you and make you crave chocolate.

Is the best meme on earth.

That said, a dementor comes to my house one week every month. Huh. Maybe I'll explain this to my kids one day. IF I have kids.
Sorry for the awkwardness. Next rant is way better. Promise.