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65:

I swear, our school's janitor is a cyclops. I can't seem to look up at his face, and he's really tall and big. He's new, and I think I'm blocked by the mist...and suddenly thins year, we have a new gym teacher who seems to keep and eye on me...

I'm really creeped out...

66:

Me and my friend: **walks home while talking *screaming* about OTP's.**

Mughle/Mortal: Why can't you just calm down when it comes to talking about books?

Me and her in unison: Because we're fangirls. We don't so calm.

Friend: ...

Us:...

Friend: ... Uhh...huh?

Me: *glares* okay muggle and mortal. Well as I was saying...

67: I dare:

I dare you to read "love you forever," without getting creeped out or just crying.

It's a children's book mind you. Siriusly, it's too sad for a children's book!

If you don't know, the author got the inspiration from his own child, who was stillborn, or born dead. It's just sad, and my mom used to read this to me when I was a kid. I found the book a few days ago in a suitcase...

68:

Teacher: How did you sprain your ankle?

Me: Well, you see, I was testing gravity by the stairs...and then gravity got mad at me for judging its abilities, so it decided to punish me by spraining my ankle.

Class: *stares*

Teacher: *stares*

Me: ...I slipped from the stairs, but you have to admit, the other way sounds WAY more creepily interesting.

Class: *laughs their heads off*

Teacher: Well someone brought their sense if humor to class.

Me: IT'S A TRUE STORY!

6/9: Stay innocent.

Dear Prince William and Princess Kate,

I'm not from your country, but I do respect it. So respectfully I ask, if Prince William is 100% royalty and Princess Kate is 0% royalty, then is your son the Half-blood Prince?

Sincerely,

Curious

Lol I typed royalty and it changed it to Rowling. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

70:

J.K ROWLING CREATED 7 HORCRUXES. 7 BOOKS. EVERY BOOK HAS A PART OF HER SOUL IN IT.

I know you might me wondering: who did she kill to make these horcruxes?

Well, how else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Ronks, Hedwig and Dobby?

MIND EXPLODES.