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Harry Potter Song Parodies

A/N: I did not write these! I got them from Mugglenet and if you don't know what that is, your doomed. Anywho, all credit goes to the wonderful people who wrote these:

1: in the tune of 'A Whole New World' from Aladin:

Ron:
I can show you the world
Away from homework and papers.
Hermione Granger, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes,
Take you wonder by wonder,
Over sideways and under
On a magic broomstick ride.
A whole new world,
A new fantastic point of view
When you won't tell us not
To have some fun
Or say we should be working.

Hermione:
A whole new world?
When we have N.E.W.T.s tomorrow, Ron?
But when I'm way up here
I want to be
Forever in this whole new world with you.

Ron:
Now I'm in a whole new world with you.

Hermione:
Unbelievable thoughts,
Indescribable feelings
When you understand something new
And receive perfect marks

Hermione: A whole new world

Ron: Don't you dare crack a book

Hermione: A hundred thousand things to read

Ron: I refuse homework planners

Hermione: I am a genius here.
I can't lose that.
I must go back to my library.

Ron: A whole new world

Hermione: Yes, it's fun, but I can't.

Ron: Feel the wind rush through your hair.

Hermione: Every moment I study.

Both: Listen to me for once.
No time to waste!
Let me share this whole new world with you.

Ron: A whole new world (Hermione echoes)

Ron: It's what you need (Hermione echoes)

Ron: A thrilling chase

Hermione: A study place

Both: For you and me.






2: Hogwarts Girl
(to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.)

Hermione:
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world.
I do magic, it's fantastic.
Ghosts fly everywhere, Cornish Pixies in my hair.
It's a vacation from Muggle situations!

Ron:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and Snitches.

Hermione:
I'm a hard-working girl,
In this non-Muggle world.
I do spells, I save Ron, I save Harry.

Ron:
You're a know-it-all girl.
And I almost could scream.
Your obsession with homework is scary.

Hermione:
You can laugh,
At my wa-ays.
But my O.W.L.S,
Are better than yours.
Oo-oo-oo
I'm a Hogwarts girl, in my Hogwarts world.
I do magic, it's fantastic.
Ghosts fly everywhere, Cornish Pixies in my hair.
A vacation from Muggle situations!

Ron:
Wizards, witches, snakes, and Snitches.

Hermione:
And the homework!

Ron:
Spells and flying, Snape defying.

Hermione:
S.P.E.W.! S.P.E.W.!

A/N: that's it for tonight! I'm tired! I'll get more if you guys like these...Comment!

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