A/N: So I'm just going to tell you the story of my worst day ever.

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Okay, so me, being as clumsy as I am, fell from the stairs and sprained my ankle. I'm home now, with ice on my foot and I'm bored. And the worst part is, I don't even know how it happened!

Okay so I was going down the stairs yesterday, which were protected by RUBBER, AND WASNT SLIPPERY.

BUT I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SLIP.

damn my clumsiness.

And so today I went to the doctor.

And there were these if kids, who were about the same age, and they were staring at each other when the other was not looking, and it was just so cute!

Then the doctor sent me off to have a damn X-Ray.

The X-Ray place, was filled with old people. I mean elderly people....oh you know what I mean!

And there was this old woman who was wearing the tiniest shorts ever and the sight was just...HORRIBLE.

Now, I don't know 'bout you, but when so done tells me to relax, I so the complete opposite because:

1: I panic

And

2: I'm a fangirl. We don't do calm. *insert meme here*

Anyway, so the person taking m X-Ray told me to "relax your foot," and I, being me, did the complete opposite.

And then when I got the results I was like, please get me excused from gym, please get me excused from gym, and please get me excused from gym!

And I DONT HAVE GYM FOR TWO WEEKS!

THATS RIGHT B*TCHES, NO GYM FOR TWO WEEKS!

Okay, I'm don't now.

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Annoying muggle/mortal: From a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Harry Potter?

Me: 9 and three quarters.

Annoying muggle/mortal: Did you jus-

Me: Yes, I did just make a reference.