Sorry guys, I'm not able to read all of your wonderful stories! I'm not taking requests right now :(

My library has millions of books! Please forgive me!

It's just I want to read actual books, and not just Fanfiction. Now, don't get me wrong, I love Fanfictions! But it's just, with exams coming on, I may not be able to read it that often. And to be Frank with you, *whispers* I don't want to be like this girl in my school who is addicted to Wattpad.

Lo I behold; Rant 241:

Like, she doesn't read fanfiction, she just reads original stories. But mostly *shudders* love stories with a a lot of mature content. And she only reads that and doesn't read published books and it's just annoying yo look at since she's on her phone during lunch. Like, yeah, I understand if it was an actual paper book, I wouldn't mind but...

IT'S HELLA RUDE.

Like I ask her something and she just doesn't look up and it's very annoying. I don't have anything against Romance Stories, its just the presence of a screen during a conversation in which people are talking just pisses me off. LIKE ARE WE BECOMING ZOMBIES NOW?!

And please don't get me started on people who say 'yeah! I read! I've read all the books the teachers assign! Twice!" Like, yeah, that sounds like Hermione right? WRONG!

Hermione read Hogwarts: A History before it was assigned. And she read a lot that wasn't assigned as well. I should know because I'm-oops. Okay.

Right.

Anyway, but no, if you only read books that the teacher assign, then I'm sorry to break it to you but: YOU CAN'T GO BRAGGING BECAUSE NO OFFENSE, YOU HAVEN'T READ ENOUGH.

242:

Okay you know how I did a rant on how Harry and Ron complain about homework and everyone was like, GUYS THAT EXPLAINS HERMIONE!

Well, isn't that supposed to describe Harry as well?

IT'S LIKE HARRY FREAKING POTTER YOU HAVE BEEN TO MUGGLE SCHOOL FOR TEN YEARS, YOU KNOW HOW BORING AF IT IS. YOU GO TO A FREAKING MAGIC SCHOOL AND YOU THINK IT'S BORING?!

YOU KNOW WHAT HARRY:

FÛCK YOU. YEAH. YOU'VE HAD TROUBLES BUT CAN YOU JUST NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOMEWORK? AND DON'T YOU GET ALL SASSY MISTER BECAUSE I'LL TELL GINNY AND SHE WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON.

Sorry for the shouting but Harry got me very mad.