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That amazing moment when you realize...QUIRELL TROLLED US ALL.

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So every fanfom book has this joke: Imagine James Potter communicating with Dudley. Just do it.

Well, I'm here to write this:

After Lily and Petunia make up, they decide to all meet up at the Dursley's. Vernon still dislikes Harry and James with a passion and refuses to meet them. So it's just James, Lily, Harry, Petunia, and Dudley.

Lily and Petunia go to the kitchen and James is left with the two five-year-olds.

"So, Dudley. What's your favorite...food?" Oh Merlin's Pants, I'm horrible at this.

"Humph. My daddy says all food is good. As long as you don't share.'" Harry, who has always been taught to share, is very shocked at this.

"Dad, why doesn't Dudley share?" Harry looks up with his green eyes. Because he's a pig was the obvious answer.

"Well, you see, Dudley was raised differently. Now you go find mummy. Dudley why don't you go play with Harry." Harry ran upstairs.

"Why should I listen to you? I will only do things for you if you give me a present. Daddy always gives me a candy bar when he wants me to do anything." No wonder you're so fat.

"Uh, nevermind. What's your favorite Tolly-vision show?" Is that what it's called? Oh fuck. Lily better hurry up.

"Tolly-vision? Is that what you wizards call it? My daddy was right, you only know about stupid things like magic."

"Oh you want to see magic? I'll show you magic." Jame's anger had gotten the best of him.

"Accio Lily!" And Lily came flying out of the kitchen followed by a horrified Petunia. Harry had came rushing down the stairs as well.

"James!"

The end.

Sorry if it was sort of out of character 😅