Dear One Direction fanfic writers,

Please learn something from Piper:

"All of you are such excellent stories, Aphrodite had said. I mean, girls.
Piper hadn't appreciated that, but part of her had thought: Fine. I don't want to be a story. I want a nice steady life with a nice steady boyfriend."

See! Not all fanfic have to have Dark!Harry, or Rapîst!Harry.

(Harry Styles of course)