The best quotes from MoA:

"Piper twisted the feather in her hair. "Like water leaking through a dam," she suggested.
"Yeah." Percy smiled. "We've got a dam hole."
"What?" Piper asked.
"Nothing," he said. "Inside joke."

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"This is Buford," Leo announced.
"You name your furniture?" Frank asked.
Leo snorted. "Man, you just wish you had furniture this cool. Buford, are you ready for Operation End Table?"

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"Coach Hedge, who was back on the quarterdeck singing the Pokémon theme song. The coach had changed the words to: Gotta Kill 'Em All, and Leo really didn't want to know why."

I think Coach Hedge is my new spirit animal. And I think he's also the spirit animal for J.K Rowling, Rick Riordan, John Green and every other author who kills their character.

"Gotta kill 'me all!"