*me during lunch*
Me: *reading while taking a a bite out of my lunch*
Friend: Why do you always read?
Me: Excuse me?
Friend: Why can't you just eat and talk during lunch like everyone else
Me: Because I'm on a date.
Friend: Da-WITH WHO?
Me: With my two boyfriends: Books and Food. Unfortunately, sleep couldn't make it, it was too busy...um...sleeping?!
Friend: *facepalm*