Some strange things happened from there on, a lot of them including questions of my reasoning.

"No I did not blame her for stealing the last slice of pizza." I replied, glad that we were finally sitting in a more comfortable, slighty less planty space. A tent.

"You've done it before, Zeus was quite mad."

"He is always mad!"

There was a distant rumble from the heavens. I had to assume it wasn't the exact God of thunder (and bad parenting) that we were both discussing about. A simple coincidence! "And besides, I wouldn't be the one confronting her." I wouldn't be hiding in a closet either.

"Is that so?"

"Very much so! We have an important- thing to go over."

She seemed to study me. Again. Cautious, a bit confused but still trying to tread lightly on our matter. It wasn't even her business anyways. Wait, why am I here again?

A steady shake of the head. She did not believe me! Ok fine, Apollo, God of: healing, poetry, music, honesty, ah.  I must have been avoiding eye contact- scratch that, I was avoiding it. I cleared my throat, maybe it was best if I just left this dare alone. "I shouldn't have to bother you all on such an occasion."

With that, I would have teleported away in all my glory but Gods forbid the strings of fate, as I just felt a new presence appear nearby in the camp.

Defeat coated their eyes, as victory polished mine. POP, I teleported right out from there to the space of the aura. No, I couldn't have walked. Walking was a bit slower.

"ARTYYY!"

She was unsurprisingly in the form of a young girl.

"WE ARENT RELATED!" I exclaimed, voice cracking on nearly every word. I was totally good at lying. And disappearing with fashion!

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That was nice, I would like to apologise (please no puns, I beg of you all) on my behalf. For not doing the dares, years do pass by quickly.