I'll change the style time to time depending on the IRL situation. And since I'm in a hurry, it's... Well like most darebooks.
Also it wasn't that difficult to find Hermes.

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Me: HerMeS! Buddy, pal, friend-

Hermes: apOLLO? Long time no see! How are you?

Me: *unrolls bandages* I'm good! How about you?

Hermes: I'm decent!

Me: That's nice. *starts bandaging his head*

Hermes:

Hermes: Why are you-

Me: Shhh! I'm the former god of medicine! I know what I'm doing.

Hermes:

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If any of you speak of it I promise on the river styx I will pour plagues of all sorts onto your homelands.

That is, when I'm restored back to my lovely old godly position.