Smh

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Arty, hiding behind a bush: *aims bow at rabbit, read to fire*

Me: ARTY HEY ARTY

Arty, firing and missing: -

Arty: APOLLO WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Me: iT'S IMportAnT- I overheard mother and father talking.

Arty: About?

Me: Our parentage.

Arty: They are our parents, why would they talk about themselves?

Me: That's the thing! They're not who they say they are. We're.. (Insert dramatic pause)

From different godly families.

Arty:

Arty, stepping closer: *s l a p* That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard, and you are terrible at lying.

Me: Aha it was a dareeeee

Arty: DO YOU WANT TO BE SLAPPED AGAIN-

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Okay so it didn't go as well as planned and it took me a while to build up the courage to actually do the dare. I apologize.