So I have to set Kipcha up on a date.
Okay.
Okay.
Ok.

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I was waiting out in front of the Artemis cabin, in the form of one of my dear children. I will not mention whom I was dressed up as, but some of you might recognize them by what I'm currently holding. A bag of chips.

(Okay! From here the style shall change, I'm kind of in a rush)

Me: *knockknockknock* KIPCHA *knockknockknock* KIPCHA *knockknockknock* KIPCHA-

Kipcha: *opens door* Tanj-

Me: Shhh, it's me, Mario.

Kipcha: What-

Me: ImeanApollo.

The sky rumbled.

Kipcha: You're not Apollo.

The sky rumbled again.

Me: I got a feeling father is listening to my name. He's probably coming now, so we gotta do this quick.

Kipcha: What are you talking about?

Me: You're going on a date with Will the cat.

Kipcha: I- no.

Me: Yes.

Kipcha: No.

Me: Yes

Zeus: APOLLO!

Me: Oh no.

Zeus: Oh yes, you're coming with me sonny.

Hermes: Sunny.

Me: Why are you here- nvm, nvm, okayhere'sthecatgoodluck. *hands Will to Kipcha*

Kipcha: *takes Will* *shuts door*

Me: *turns into glitter and yeets onto a roof*

Zeus:

Zeus: How did he get away?

Hermes: Probably because you were standing still the whole time.

Zeus, ignoring Hermes: We'll never know.

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I stayed behind this time, well, for a few seconds. You're welcome.