The gods' family reunion
My friend said I needed to update this or she wouldn't give me fanfiction.
She said I had to talk about Artemis being Will's aunt.
So, like, Will could be talking to her at a family reunion (Imagine the gods' family reunion) and calling her Aunt Artemis.
Yeah. It's weird.
Also, did you know people ship Artemis and Apollo? And Luna and Snape? Why? I don't understand?
Then end.
WAIT NEVER MIND
So, what if, at this godly family reunion all the gods of all cultures were there? So like, even like Egyptian gods and stuff we're there. And while we're at it (please don't get offended by this.), why not invite the Christian God? And literally all the gods?
"Oh! Hey Jesus! How are you doing?"
"Oh, pretty good. Thanks Athena!"
"No problem. Oh, wait, Ra! Come here!"
*Ra comes over*
"I want to introduce you to Jesus."
-meanwhile Ares is arguing with Mars-
"GREECE IS BETTER!"
"ROME!"
"GREECE!" *charges at Mars*
"ROOOOOME!" *charges at Ares*
-meawhile-
"Oh, hey Cupid. Have you ruined anyone's life recently?" Mary asks.
"Oh, yeah. Tons. How's Jesus been?"
"Oh, fine. He's very intelligent, you know."
"Ah, yes. He's a very smart lad. Oh! Look! Ares stopped beating up Mars to talk with Aphrodite!man, I've gotta get them with my arrows."
"Okay, see you around!"
-meanwhile-
*Zues is looking at weather channels* "HOW DARE THEY TRY TO PREDICT MY STORMS! I AM SUPPOSED TO BE UNPREDICTABLE! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL GOD-"
*everyone turns and glares at him*
"-TO EVER LIVE!"
*everyone gets into a huge fight*
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Again, don't take that offensively, I didn't mean it that way, I just thought It would be funny.
Bye!
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