Reply to: Sisters *gag*
Alrighty everyone! If you haven't read Grace's rant book, then go read it now! To make it easier for you just click her account: solangelo_ships ! Wow, I'm such a good sister, I'm even advertising her books!
Now I can rant about her.
1.) (Why is it so hard to think of these?) (Grace, ignore that last author's note.)
SHE COLOR CODES EVERYTHING
WHYYYYYYYYYY
I AM NOT ORGANIZED. WE SHARE A CLOSET. DOES THIS SEEM LIKE A PROBLEM TO YOU?
So like, she color codes the long sleeved shirts we have. They are on hangers. Isn't that enough? Can't we just have them on hangers? *sigh* no. Of course not.
2.) Music.
She never stops playing it! Well, actually, she does stop. Only to sing it herself. You see, Grace has a really pretty voice, and she is in show choir and all that musical stuff. She won't stop. Ever.
Her: 🎶LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA🎶
Me: Oh gods, you're going to get that song stuck in my head again!
Her: Sorry. Oh! That looks like a good song! 🎶LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA🎶
Me: GRAAAAAAACE
Her: 🎶LAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🎶
Me: *gets revenge by almost killing off solangelo*
Her: But why would you ever do that?! I just don't understand! Now I must sing a very sad song. 🎶LAAA LAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAA🎶
Me: *facepalms*
And she listens to the same music over and over like fifty bajillion times and then desides she doesn't like-
It's happening. Right now.
like, I'm not lying. It's literally happening right now. I'd record her if I wasn't paranoid about forty year old stalker men. Because if a forty year old stalker man stalks her, then he gets me. We're s double deal! Yaaaay!
3.) She has a bunch of started-but-not-finished fan fictions that she lets me read and edit (I edit all of her stories) and one thing is that she always has a ton of spelling/grammar mistakes and the second thing is SHE NEVER UPDATES THEM. EVER. AND THEYRE ALL REALLY GOOD. HEEEEEEELP
4.) (Gods im running out of things...) (Grace, ignore that last author's note, too.)
The charger. This one we both do (I'm doing it right now actually.) We wait until we are both at one percent and desperately need the charger to finally get it. We both argue over the charger for like ten minutes. This is really the only thing we consistently argue about.
5.) She randomly claims she needs attention and just flops down on top of me. Sometimes, there is vaporizing rub or a squirt bottle involved. Sometimes it's for not updating my fanfictions, but mostly she wants attention.
So that's fun.
And hey! Maybe this is a trend! If you've got a sister, rant about her!
(Just kidding. We just have a weird relationship. Don't make your sister mad.)
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